|LICENSED TO ILL REVIEWS|
|Licensed To Ill|
|Licensed To Ill review by Rolling Stone|
The Beastie Boys' first album should bear a prominent label, not to protect impressionable teens so much as their elders. warning: certain scenes and references contained herein may seem offensive, even dangerous, until you realize that it's all a colossal joke. "We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage," goes "Rhymin & Stealin," the lead cut, and that could also serve as the Beastie Credo. They also boast about smoking "dust," shooting people in the back and face, getting kicked out of White Castle and "doing it" with the aid of a Wiffle Ball bat.
You'd want to jump these suckers yourself if the protean beat underneath all their blather weren't played so close to the bone. Producer-DJ Rick Rubin recycles licks ripped from Led Zeppelin, James Brown and Mr. Ed with razor-sharp precision and a sense of humor. Licensed to Ill is one hard-rockin' cartoon, a rappin' caricature so huge only a grown-up sourpuss could take it seriously.
Like Run-D.M.C., the Beasties match the sonic grandeur of heavy-metal guitar with rap's "Say what?" immediacy: truly a marriage made in hell. But where Run and D.M.C. declaim with the fury of the righteous, Mike D, MCA and Ad-Rock ("King Whine") sneer and hoot like privileged hooligans. Licensed to Ill cuts an even wider swath musically than Raising Hell, and it's the brash assurance of Rubin's "stealin" that ultimately makes these white boys more than a sophomoric joke.
"She's Crafty," "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" and "The New Style" are all squealing examples of Rubin's signature metal-beat-box fusion, but even the kookiest mutations sound great here. "Paul Revere" puts a scabrous (and highly unlikely) autobiographical rap to a creepy underwater gurgle beat, "Girls" is irresistibly delinquent doowop, and "Slow Ride" takes War's "Low Rider" on a stuttering cruise through the Beasties' beer-fueled fantasy world. Rubin and the boys reach an epiphany of sorts on "Fight for Your Right," a mindless, undeniable ode to hedonism every bit the equal of the classic Kiss anthem "Rock & Roll All Nite." If that brings a smile to your face, well, it's time to get ill. (RS 494)
|Licensed To Ill review by CMJ-NMR|
|Run-D.M.C. and producer Rick Rubin showed the world how hard rock and hard rap go together ("like the burger to the bun") with "Walk This Way," and it is this mixing of styles that makes "Fight For Your Right," "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" and "She's Crafty" the highlights of the Beasties' first LP. The Beastly three (Mike D., MCA, and King Ad Rock-the personification of Donald Duck's nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie) come up with and trade off on some imaginitively supercilious raps and super-silly-ous rhymes (first witnessed on the advance 12" with "Paul Revere" and "The New Style") that always hit the beat. Rubin's production crew backs it up with headbanging guitar chords, funky hip-hop beats and hard drum breaks while leaving plenty of room for some scratch drop-ins, Trevor Horn-style cut-ins, minimalist dub effects and crafty bites from Led Zep, Creedence, The Clash and the Mr. Ed Theme. For variety, try "Slow Ride" (with a sax melody lifted from War's "Low Rider"), the twistin' and turnin' "Brass Monkey" and "Girls," a ding-a-linging follow-the-bouncing-goofball that deals with the fellas' favorite topic...next to White Castle.|