SURE SHOT
YEAR:1994   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Mario Caldato Jr.   LYRICS:Beastie Boys/Wendell Fite
RELEASES:Ill Communication, Sure Shot (s), Hip-Hop Sampler (pr), Sampler (pr), Sampler II (pr), The Sounds of Science
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'Cause You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
'Cause You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
'Ah Well You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
Mike D Come And Rock The Sure Shot

I've Got The Brand New Doo-Doo Guaranteed Like Yoo Hoo
I'm On Like Dr John, Yea Mr Zu Zu
I'm A Newlywed I'm Not A Divorcee yeah
And Everything I Do Is Funky Like Lee Dorsey
Well It's The Taking of the Pelham, One, Two, Three
If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me
I've Got The Savior Faire With The Unique Rhymin'
I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And
Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go
'Cause At The Boards Is The Man They Call The Mario
You Pull Up At The Function And You Know I Kojak
To All The Party People That Are On My Bozak
I've Got More Action Than My Man John Woo
And I've Got Mad Hits Like I Was Rod Carew yeah

Because You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
Because You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
You Know You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
Ad Rock Come And Rock The Sure Shot

Hurra Hurra
Cane Will Cross Fade On Your Ass And Bust Your Ear Drums
Listen Everybody 'Cause I'm Shifting Gears I'm
Fresh Like Dougie When I Get My Specs And
On The Microphone I Come Correct
Timing Like A Clock When I Rock The Hip-Hop
Well Top Notch Is My Stock On The Soap Box
I've Got More Rhymes Than I've Got Grey Hairs
And That's Alot Because I've Got My Share ooh whee
I've Got A Hole In My Head And There's No One To Fix It
I Gotta' Straighten My Thoughts I'm Thinking Too Much yea Sick Shit yea
Everyone Just Takes and Takes, Takes, Takes, Takes
I'll Have To Step Back, I've Gotta' Contemplate
Well I'm Like Lee Perry, I'm Very
On Rock The Microphone And Then I'm Gone
I'm Like Vaughn Bode, I'm a Cheech Wizard
Never Quittin', So Won't You Listen

"Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Yes Indeed It's Fun Time"

'Cause You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
Because You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
'Ah Well You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
MCA Come And Rock The Sure Shot

I Want To Say a Little Something That's Long Overdue
The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through
To All The Mothers And The Sisters And The Wives And Friends
I Want To Offer My Love And Respect To The End
Well You Say I'm Twenty Something And Should Be Slacking
But I'm Working Harder Than Ever And You Could Call It Macking
So I'm Supposed To Sit Upon My Couch Just Watching My T.V. yeah
I'm Still Listening To Wax, I'm Not Using The CD
Well I'm That Kid In The Corner
All Fucked Up And I Wanna' So I'm Gonna' yea
Take A Piece Of The Pie Why Not I'm Not Quittin'
Think I'ma' Change Up My Style Just To Fit In
I Keep My Underwear Up With A Piece Of Elastic
I Use A Bullshit Mic That's Made Out Of Plastic
To Send My Rhymes Out To All The Nations
Like Ma Bell, I've Got The Ill Communications

'Cause You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
'Cause You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
'Ah Well You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop
Keep On And Rockin' The Sure Shot

B-Boys.. B-Girls..


TOUGH GUY
YEAR:1994   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Amery Smith   LYRICS:Michael Diamond
RELEASES:Ill Communication, Pretzel Nugget (pr)
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Butcher Me On The Court
Too Many Elbows To Report
Now You're Poking Me In The Eye
Bill Laimbeer Motherfucker, It's Time For You To Die

Tough Guy It's Time To Check Yourself
Dribbling The Ball Like The Biz Can Be Bad For Your Health
Tough Guy What You Gotta' Prove
Movin' Like An Elephant That's Your Favorite Move
Tough Guy Your Shit Is Going Out

Box Me Out With Your Fat Ass
Throw Me Around Like A Bounce Pass
You've Got A Tombstone Hanging Over Your Dick
You Cause A Minor Earthquake When You Throw A Moving Pick
Touch Guy You Think You're Like The Shaq

Keep Running Around You'll Catch A Heart Attack
Tough Guy What Are You Giving Me
The Way You're Playing Ball, Will You Stop Me From Living B
Tough Guy Tough Guy
Tough Guy You're Shit Is Weak
Tough Guy You Fucking Freak
Tough Guy I'll Stick I'll Stick Your Shit
Tough Guy


B-BOYS MAKIN' WITH THE FREAK FREAK
YEAR:1994   MUSIC:Beastie Boys   LYRICS:Beastie Boys
RELEASES:Ill Communication
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"Salt Lick.. Agh Yea"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak" oh ooh
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak" somethin' brand new for you
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"

Yea.. Yeah
Puttin' Song Together Ain't No Puzzle Like Yahtzee
Sending This Out To K-Rob And Rahmalzee
Well Let Me Introduce Myself On This Cut whoo
I'm AdRock, I'm Lit Like A Motherfuck
Well I'm Brewing Up Rhymes Like I Was Using A Still
I've Got An Old School Flow Like Mike McGill
'Cause Yauch's On The Upright, The Shit Just Ain't Funny
Got Fat Bass Lines Like Russel Simmons Steals Money got..
Got Clientele You Know I Rock Well
And Then You're On My Dick Because I'm D.F.L.
Yeah Mike 'Cause Playing The Bass Is My Favorite Shit
I Might Be A Hack On The Stand Up But I'm Working At It
I Got My Hair Cut Correct Like Anthony Mason
Then I Ride The I.R.T. Right Up To Penn Station yea uh
Penn Station Up On 8th Ave.
Listen All of Y'all You get The Ball Bath
He's Got The Savior Faire Because He's Debonair
Well Mike D With The Vinyl With The Grooves So Rare
And The Rhymes That We're Kickin' Are Doo Doo

"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"
"Shit if this is gonna' be that kind of party
I'm gonna' stick my dick in the mashed potatos"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"

Been Makin' With The Freak Freak So Unique
I've Been Learning From The Elders Now It's Time To Speak
Oh That Shit Sounds Nice
Mike D Come On And Get It On Y'all
Talking Shit About A Mile A Minute
Put The Wax On The Table And Let The D.J. Spin It
Well Excuse Me Motherfuckers Can I Beg Your Pardon haa
I'm Gonna See The Knicks At Madison Square Garden
And Like The Knicks I Got Game Like I Worked At Hasbro
On The Mic I Bug, Like I Was Prince Jazzbo
Well The Rhymes Are Stupid To Make You Go Coo-Coo
You Can't Sleep 'Cause You're Cindy Loo Hoo
Well Down With The Hurra Since The Raising Hell Tour
Just Listen To His Cuts There's No Reason To Tell More yeah
Cyndy What I Didn't Catch The Last One
That Shit Sounded Kinda Nice But Bust A Fast One
Well I'm Not Known For My Speed Raps
So Grab The Microphone And Cut Out The Claps
Ah Yea, I Like That Shit Is Kind Of Rough
I'll Grab The Microphone And Fuck It Up

"Aight"

Well I Might Seem Out There A Little Deranged
I've Got To Cool Off Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I'm The Ladies' Choise Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens
I'm Talking P.G.A. Pro Tour 2
I'm Doctor Beppers On The T.V. In My Golfin' Shoes
Aaah Pass Me An Iron And I'll Bust A Chip Shot
Then You Throw Me Off The Green 'Cause I'm Strictly Hip-Hop yea
I'll Grab The Tee I'll Tee Off
I'll Grab The Golf Clubs And I'm Off I'm Audi- So Check Me
I've Got The Timbos On My Toes When I'm Not On The Green
I've Got The Costom Made Boots With The Spikey Things
I'm Working On My Driving 'Cause I'm Going Pro
I've Got The Funky Fly Golf Gear From Head To Toe
"Yea, The B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak 'Cause It's Unique Unique"
Mario's Nagging Nonni's About The Pesto Pizza
And Then He's On A Mission And He's Checking For Peacha

"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"
"B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak"


BOBO ON THE CORNER
YEAR:1994   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Eric Bobo/Mark Nishita   LYRICS:None
RELEASES:Ill Communication, The In Sound From Way Out
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(Instrumental)


ROOT DOWN
YEAR:1994   MUSIC:Beastie Boys   LYRICS:Beastie Boys
RELEASES:Ill Communication, Root Down (s), Hip-Hop Sampler (pr), Sampler II (pr), The Sounds of Science
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"That's A Record.."
Huh...
Yea...
I Kick It Root Down I Put My Root Down
I Kick It Root Down I Put My Root Down
So How We Gonna' Kick It Gonna Kick It Root Down
Yea How You Wanna' Kick It Gonna Kick It Root Down
So How You Gonna' Kick It Gonna Kick It Root Down
Gonna' Break It On Down Gonna' Kick It Root Down

It's Not A Put Down I Put My Foot Down
And Then I Makin' Some Love, I Put My Root Down
I'm Like Sweetie Pie By The Stone Alliance
Everbody Knows I'm Known For Dropping Science
'Cause I'm Electric Like Dick Hyman
I Guess You'd Expect To Catch The Crew Rhymin'
Never Let You Down With The Stereo Sound
So Mike, Get On The Mic And Turn It Out - Mike D.
We're Talking Root Down, I Put My Boot Down boot down
And If You Want To Battle Me, You're Putting Loot Down loot down
I Said It's Root Down root down It's Time To Scoot Down scoot down yea
I'm A Step Up To The Mic In My Goose Down goose down whoo
Come Up Representing From The Upper West
Money Makin' Putting Me To The Test haa
Sometimes I Feel As Though I've Been Blessed
Because I'm Doing What I Want So I Never Rest Yea Mike It Mike It
Well I Ain't Coming Out Goofy Like The Fruit Of The Loom Guys
Just Strutting Like The Meters With The Look-ka Py Py
Downtown Brooklyn Is Where I Was Born
But When The Snow Is Fallin' Then I Am Gone whee
You Might Think That I'm A Fanatic
A Phone Call From Utah And I'm Throwing A Panic
So Break It To The Root When We Kick It On Down
Jimmy Smith Is My Man I Wanna' Give Him A Pound yea

I Kick It Root Down I Put My Root Down
I Kick It Root Down I Put My Root Down
So You Wanna' Kick It Gonna Kick It Root Down
'Cause How We Gonna' Kick It We Gonna Kick It Root Down
So How We Gonna' Kick It Gonna Kick It Root Down
Gonna' Break It On Down Gonna' Kick It Root Down

Yea...
Well Ad Rock Huh Don't Stop whee Come On
Just Get On The Mic With The Tic And The Toc
Well I'll Fill You To The Fuckin' Rim Like Brim
I'm Walking Down Your Block And You Say That's Him
There Goes The Guy With The Funky Sound
The Beastie Boys You Know We Come To Get Down
Because I've Got The Flow Where I Grab My Dick
And Say Oh My God That's The Funky Shit
So I'ma' Pass The Mic And Cause A Panic yea
The Original Nasal Kid Is Doing Damage
Every Morning I Took The Train To High Street Station
Doing Homework On The Train, What A Fucked Up Situation
On The Way Back Up Hearing Battle Tapes
Through The Underground, Underneath The Sky Scrapes yea
It's Like Harlem World Battles On The Zulu Beat Show
It's Kool Moe D Vs. Busy Bee There's One You Should Know yeaaa
Enough Of That, I Just Want To Give Some Respect Due
MCA Grab The Mic And Ma Bell Will Connect You
Bob Marley Was A Prophet For The Freedom Fight
"If Dancin' Prays To The Lord Then I Will Feel Alright"
I'm Feelin' Good To Play A ..good Little Music music
Tears Running Down My Face 'Cause I Love To Do It
And No One Can Stop This Flow From Flowing On
A Flow Master Of Disaster With A Sound That's Gone yea
I'll Take A Little Shout Out To My Dad And Mom yea
For Bringing Me Into This World And So On

I Kick It Root Down I Put My Root Down
I Kick It Root Down I Put My Root Down
So How We Gonna' Kick It Gonna Kick It Root Down
Yea How You Wanna' Kick It Gonna Kick It Root Down
So How We Gonna' Rock It Gonna rock Kick It Root Down
Break It On Down Gonna' Kick It Root Down

Yea That Shits On Down
And That's A Record That's A Record Called The Mario
And That's A Record That's A Record Called The Mario
And That's A Record That's A Record Called The Mario
Awe, now That's A Record Buddy...