THE MAESTRO
YEAR:1992   MUSIC:Beastie Boys   LYRICS:Adam Horovitz/Michael Diamond
RELEASES:Check Your Head, Jimmy James (s)
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**Green Color = Nax Setevassac**

"Yo Pool, this is Al. you can kiss my ass (beep)
I ain't interrested in you anyhow, i'm just interrested in the B-Boys
So fuck you my man.."

Yeaaaa, yea...
"Who is it"
Who is the man comin' down your block
It's me you see with the funk in my walk
'Cause I'm doin' just what I like to
Today is my day and I'm a get nice too
You gotta' keep movin' and you can't say nothing
I'ma' keep bouncin' and bumpin' and stuffin'
One thing you ought to know
Well I'm the maestro
Yea you motherfuckers, I'm all that
I see you lookin' at me sayin'
How can he be so skinny and live so phat
You know why 'cause I'm the maestro
Yea, You know and I'm
"Movin' on my wheels"
"You got that"
I feel like Rufus Thomas
The crown prince of dance
I'm Mike D and I'm known for romance
I'm the crazy baldhead with the part on the side
And I'm riding down the block
Like I'm on a water slide
'Cause it's the type of day I feel like pressing my luck
'Cause I got nothing to lose 'Cause I don't give a fuck
See I'm a player I play
Don't play to win I play to show
Yea, I am the maestro!

Agh yea I need a little bit of cooperation right 'bout now
I like to find out who's favorate ditective it is
Is it Mannix
Barbany Jones
Sombody say Colombo
Micky Mahoney
Clancy Claranin
Barbany Jones
I said that already

Yea that's right ya'll
You know I got my own shit
See this ain't America's Most Wanted
This is America's Most Mackin'
That's right all the people are callin' my pit
When I get on there is no stoppin'
"Who's that"
"Who is the man who is the man who is the man"
"Who is the man who is the man who is the man"
"Who is the man who is the man.."

Who is the man...
Who's that
The maestro
Who is the man...
What, the maestro
Give it give it
The maestro
Give it up
The maestro
All three cheers for the maestro


GROOVE HOLMES
YEAR:1992   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Juanito Vazquez/Mark Nishita   LYRICS:None
RELEASES:Check Your Head, So What'cha Want (s), Jimmy James (pr),
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LIVE AT PJ's
YEAR:1992   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Mark Nishita/James Bradley Jr.   LYRICS:Adam Horovitz
RELEASES:Check Your Head, Jimmy James (s)
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"Right now it's showtme at PJ's
How about a great big round of applause"
"I almost blew it"

Check this out
Thanks for commin' down tonight
It's nice to see all you guys back here, all you gals
Alright, we're going to pick this one up now
We're gonna' get into it now

Well Back to the, back to the beat y'all,
Down with the sound so sweet y'all
Just how fresh can you get y'all
Those that are blessed say yes y'all
I'ma' come inside and do my thing
I'm gonna' take off my drawers and i'm gonna' let myself swing
Tantalize my tummy with a boo boo snack
But now I got to get back

Yeah ohhh .
This one's for you and you and you..

Gonna' break it down to the nitty grit
I'm Gonna' tell you motherfuckers why you ain't shit
'Cause suckers like you just make me strong
You been pumpin' that bullshit all day long
I'm gonna' bust my shoes I'm gonna' bust my socks
I'm gonna' spread my word from standing on this box
This drive through world it just ain't right
Gonna' run to Joe and Tony's and get my hair cut nice
Yeah get real nice ya'll

Well come on y'all just come on ya'll and just
Work work work work it out ya'll
I'm trying to get up so don't you get me down
Life I love you now give me a pound
Up from the frying pan into the fire
Look within and try to admire
Yeah what's going on

Agh yeah
Give me little claps a soul clap
And I'ma' get my shit together boy
Agh yeah
Gonna' gonna' gonna' agh yea
Gonna' get it together
Everybody gonna' get it together
Can ya, can ya hear me one time
For your mind agh yea
Okay that's the end of it for tonight folks
It's good to hear you all out there
Come back next week, have some sheets for ya
Remember on your way home
If your driving don't drink
And if you drink don't drive

Yea.. alright...


MARK ON THE BUS
YEAR:1992   MUSIC:Mark Nishita   LYRICS:Mark Nishita
RELEASES:Check Your Head, Jimmy James (s)
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**Green Color = Mark Nishita aka Keyboard Money Mark**

Good Morning
Time To Get Up And Go To Work

I Ride On The Bus Into The City Every Day
I Sit On My Seat And I Dream Myself Away
I Dream I'm On An Island With That Foxy Lady Too
But When I Awaken I Must Be Mistaken I'm On Third Avenue
Won't You Take Me Away And Take Away Me
Won't You Take Me Away And Take Away Me
Yeaaah
Alright get off the bus

"You're Wild Man Wild"
"That's Insane, Yo Stupid, Huh
You Should Sleep Late Man Its Just Much Easier On Your Constitution"


PROFESSOR BOOTY
YEAR:1992   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Mario Caldato Jr./  LYRICS:Beastie Boys
RELEASES:Check Your Head, Jimmy James (s)
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"Yo I don't hang out with those guys
Man I ain't got nuthin' to do with those dudes...
Wait-a-minute I saw your female with 'em too what's up with her
I've been hearin' that she been givin' that stuff out to all them grifitie guys
Yo shut the fuck up chico man
Could paint three of those murils for some of that action"

"Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?"
"Well I think it's booty" "booty" "booty that's what it is"

Yes, I got more bounce then the fuckin' bump
And then you want to know why
Because I'm motherfuckin' truckin'
I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate
Got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait
'Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the shasta
My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to
So light a match to my ass 'cause I'm blowin' up
I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up
But but now I want y'all to move it
Put your point on the floor and just prove it
And I'm smurfin' not rehearsin' gettin' live y'all
A little puffy so you know what I'm doin' right
'Cause that's the kind of frame of mind I'm in
I got this feelin' that is back again
So don't touch me 'cause I'm electric
And if you touch me you'll get shocked

"Well I think it's booty" "booty" "booty"

You got you got you got you got you got
You've got the boomin' system but it's sloshing out doo-doo
You think it's chocolate milk but it's watered down yoo-hoo
I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it
The only thing that saved me has always been music
We've got our own studio the son of the G
It's no question life's been good to me
'Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove
A good mix tape to put you in the right mood
This one goes out to my man the Groove Merchant
Coming through with beats for which I've been searching
Like two sealed copies of expansions
I'm like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions
The logo I sport is the face of the monkey
Union made Ben Davis quality it's no junk see
My chrome is shining just like an icicle
I ride around town on my low-rider bicycle

Do you know but you're telling me to do it

"Booty" "booty" "booty"
"Ohh baby that's the way it is"

So many wack MC's you get the TV bozack
Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you're so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
You should have never started something that you couldn't finish
'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach
I'm bad ass move your fat ass 'cause you're wack son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson
Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on
I'll put the rug out under your ass as I talk on
I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof
Like an MC at the fever in the DJ booth
With your headphones strapped you're rockin' rewind pause
Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours
But like the pencil to the paper I got more to come
One after another you can all get some
So you better take your time and meditate on your rhyme
'Cause your shit'll be stinkin' when I go for mine
And that's right y'all don't get uptight y'all
You can't say shit because you're biting what I write y'all
And that's wrong y'all over the long haul
You can't cut the mustard when you're fronting it all


IN 3's
YEAR:1992   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Mark Nishita/Arturo Olivia   LYRICS:None
RELEASES:Check Your Head, Jimmy James (s)
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NAMASTÉ
YEAR:1992   MUSIC:Beastie Boys/Mark Nishita/James Bradley Jr.   LYRICS:Adam Yauch
RELEASES:Check Your Head, Jimmy James (s)
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Yeah..
A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday

A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then avoice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I know
What it was all about.