33% GOD
YEAR:1989  MUSIC:Beastie Boys/John King/Michael Simpson/Matt Dike  LYRICS:None
RELEASES:Hey Ladies (s), Hip-Hop Sampler (pr), Paul's Boutique (japan)
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"Can you feel it" "Can you feel it"
"I say get up get up get up get up
Get up get up get up get up get up"
"Get down"
"I know-I know-I know
I know your going to dig this"
"It's the joint"
"Whooooo.. Who's car it that
Wait a minute.."

"Get down"
"Just like this"

"Is your name Michael Diamond"
"Wohoohaa.. yeah"
"G-G-G-Get down"


DIS YOURSELF IN '89 (JUST DO IT)
YEAR:1989  MUSIC:Beastie Boys/John King/Michael Simpson/Matt Dike  LYRICS:None
RELEASES:Hey Ladies (s), Paul's Boutique (japan)
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"Hey Ladies.." "Break dance"
"Hey ladies get funky"
All the ladies in the house"
"The ladies the ladies"
"Hey ladies" "get funky"
"Girl girl girl"
Hey ladies in the place
"Girl girl girl"
Hey yo, ladies
"Girl girl girl"
Hey, ladies in the place
"Girl girl girl"
"Hey young ladies"
"Girl girl girl"
"Foxy ladie"
"Girl girl girl"
"Get on your back"
"Ladies, ladies, ladies"
"Ladies get funky"
"Girls girls"
"Any funky now"
"Any funky you now"
"Hey ladies, break dance"
"Girl.. I been watchin' you"
"Girls girls girls girls"
"She thinks shes the passionate one"
"Hey ladies, get funky"
"Huh, good god"
"Good god, damn"
"Huh good god"
"Baby baby baby"
"Is it funky brother"
"Hey hey hey hey ladies"
"Hey ladies..."


AND WHAT YOU GIVE IS WHAT YOU GET
YEAR:1986  MUSIC:Beastie Boys/John King/Michael Simpson/Matt Dike   LYRICS:None
RELEASES:Shadrach (s)
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"Call the people, are you ready now"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach.."

"Money money money.."
"Mine uptone, the DJ up there.."
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach.." "Hey, hey hey.."

"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Here's something fresh"
"Oh, that was nice
Let me be your barber now"

"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach Mesach Abednago"
"Shadrach.." "Hey, hey hey.."

"Come on lets get down"
"You ready"
"God damn bitch"
"What was that that you put on me"
"Never gonna' let em say that I don't love you"
"Now let me hear my man now Mike"
"Mike can do it, Mike you can do"
"Mike can do it, Mike you can do"
"Mike can do it, Mike you can do"
"Do it.."
"Say what" for popcorn
"Hey you very proud to be an MC"
"I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it"
"Hey man this is 75, that rope shit is dead "
"I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it"
"I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it"
"I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it"
"I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it"
"And what you give is what you get"


CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A 3-WAY MIX
YEAR:1989  MUSIC:Beastie Boys/John King/Michael Simpson/Matt Dike   LYRICS:Beastie Boys
RELEASES:Shadrach (s)
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"Stop that train I wanna' get off"

Well..
It's 4:00 a.m. I've got the Dr. Hfuhruhurr Ale
I've got nothing to lose so I'm pissin' on the third rail
Groggy eyed and fried I'm headed for the station
D-Train ride Coney Island vacation
Dedicated to the boofers in the back of the 1 train
They'll be kickin' out windows high on cocaine
And then I jump the turnstyle I lost my last token
Riding between the cars pissin' smokin'
Head for the last car fluorescent light blackout
Policeman told my homeboy yo put that crack out
You know you light up when the lights go down
And then you read the New York Post Fulton St. downtown
Same faces every day but you don't know their names
Party people going placed on the D-Train

"Stop that train I wanna' get off"
"Stop that train I wanna' get off"

Check it..
Trench coat wing tip going to work
And you be pulling a train like Captain Kirk
Pick pocket gangsters paying their debts
I caught a bullet in the lung from Bernie Goetz
Overworked and underpaid staring at the floor
Prostitutes spandex caught in the slide doors
Now you're stuck between the stations and it seems like an eternity
Sweating like sardines in a flophouse fraternity
A $50.00 fine for disturbing the peace
The neck tortoise the Lees I creased
Hot cup of coffee and the donuts are Dunkin'
Friday night and Jamaica Queens funkin'
Elevated platform I'm never gonna' conform
Riding over the diner where I always get my toast warm
Bust into the conductor's booth and busted out rhymes
Over the loud speaker about the hard times
Sat across from a man readin' El Diario
Riding the train down from the El Barrio
Went from the station to Orange Julius
I Bought a hot dog from who George Drakoulias


SOME DUMB COP GAVE ME TWO TICKETS ALREADY
YEAR:1989  MUSIC:Beastie Boys/John King/Michael Simpson/Matt Dike  LYRICS:Beastie Boys
RELEASES:Shadrach (s)
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Ummmm.... yea baby
Don't you know it like, don't it feel good
Like you know it should
In '89, right on time
Always so quick with the rhymes
Aghhh..


Girl you know it's true
You know you know it's true
Mike D. is in love with you
In love with you
In love with you, oh baby

Girl you know it's true
Whooo, awwghoo..
Mike D. is in love with you

Aghhhhoooo..
Yea baby you know
Listen
Everybody knows that I broke your heart you know
Everybody knows Mike D. broke your heart
But you gots to stop tell them how I stole your car
You know just ain't fair
Hey, you know
Just as I got the, the better side of the bargain just means
That the cars were built to my favor you know


Girl you know it's true
Mike D. is in love with you

Yea, I remember the first time I saw you
And you were standin there lookin all lovely and everything
I went over, you know
And I started smellin your ass
And then Ricky Powell came over
You know, started doin the A.T.D. and everyting
Agh... Yeah baby...


Girl you know it's true
Mike D. is in love with you
Is in love with you baby, whooo, in love with you
Girl you know it's true
Mike D. is in love with you
Oh it's true it's true it's true baby..
Girl you know it's true
True-a true-a true-a true-a true-a baby auhnn..
Mike D. is in love with you
Ouhhh..
Girl you know it's true
It's so true now baby..
Oghhh... it's true it's true it's true
Mike D. is in love with you
I love you... aghooo...
Girl you know it's true

You know alot of MC's these days
They make records about, you know
Women taken over the money
Hey, you know I'm straight up honest
I just be leachin off my girl, you know
Just leachin off my bitch, that's what it's about
You know, hey..
If you can get a roof over your head
And a pot to piss in, man
Shit, that's better then havin' money in the pocket
You know..
Agh yea..
Agh Mike D. Mike D. Mike D. Mike D. Mike D...


I'd like to welcome everybody to the
Quiet Mike D. swarm
Starrin' Mike D.
Featuring Mike D.
And, agh, special appearance by Mike D.
Da Da-da-daa-da daa-da-da-da-daa
Ohhh, oh baby you


Girl you know it's true
Incredible
Mike D. is in love with you
Invinceable
Most incredible
Unstopable, Achnicolus
Liz Clayborn, Coochie,Your mother
Girl you know it's true
That's right, baby
When you weren't lookin'
When you went out shoppin that day
Your mother came over
She was lookin' kinda nice, you know

Uhh, you wouldn't believe what she was wearing under that dress, you know
Anyway... so
You know, one thing lead to another
You know, i'm real sorry you had to walk in like that and see
Hey, shit happens you know

Mike D. is in love with you

Aaghh yeah...
Mm do do doon
Do do do do doon
Aaah do doon
Do de di de du doon
Da do do doon
Daa doon..

Girl you know it's true
That's right baby..