All songs written by Jukka Takalo. Translations from the Finnish ©1996 Chris Burman and Robert Cumming.
The drunkard falling asleep on a park bench falling asleep the black man in the jungle hunting a lion hunting a lion the Queen of England, the doctor from China they all fit into the same machine cute cute cute cute cute cute cute so cute so cute cute cute cute cute cute cute so cute so when many kinds of people were put in the same bunch when many kinds of people were put in the same bunch
I'm a worm I'm a worm I was born a worm in forty-six I was the smallest in a series of brothers A suicide problem is the only marital problem Oh yeah! Oh if the worm's woman were a madonna Oh if the worm's woman were a madonna and never would the worm leave the can and never would the worm leave the can I'm a hermaphrodite I'm a four-wheel drive one end is a cunt the other end a cock one end is jam the other end is pickles Oh if the worm's woman were a madonna Oh if the worm's woman were a madonna and the worm would never leave the can and the worm would never leave the can
Romeo and Juliet - on the floor I lie, it's raining I'm not alone, I want to touch the stomach, even if only in secret the girl runs away from the gangsters in Tallinn, in her dreams I rescue her from the poplar lane in an old Mercedes and the girl wakes up, she needs to pee naked she tiptoes to pee and she's pretty peeing, pretty peeing a princess even in the toilet so pretty peeing, pretty peeing I would like to wipe her The clothes are a mess, on the floor I lie, it's still raining I'm not alone, I want to touch the stomach, even if only in secret the girl laughs and giggles in the toilet about her dream I had rescued her from the poplar lane in an old Mercedes and the girl in the toilet wants a kiss naked I tiptoe to kiss her and so she's pretty peeing, pretty peeing a princess even in the toilet so pretty peeing, pretty peeing I would like to wipe her