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Page 7 continues with the funniest posts from ABPG... Don´t forget, You can submit your Own comments to the pictures by pressing the "Submit" button following the comments (don´t forget your handle!!!). And if I think it´s funny, then it´s in!!!
Now, start scrolling down and rotfl. :-)
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Title: "ABPG: Sports accident (sports.jpg)"
From: Janne
 Posted: 2000-11-27

"Janne":
If you laugh at this you are cured from the fitness syndrome.

"edlord":
They should help him instead of pushing more. I think thats heavy enough.

"Imajica145":
i think the limbo pole is just a tat too low

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Title: "picture flood ::File 010 of 917: arm2610.jpg"
From: Joe Smith
Posted: 2000-12-28

"Billy the Kid":
And so the family picnic tug of war game get a bit out of hand this year.

"Chris":
As yet another challenger lies defeated, the Arm goes on to win the 7th consecutive Indianapolis Arm Wrestling Invitational Championship.

"A1motorhead":
I want to see the pic the other guy is taking

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Title: "picture flood ::File 038 of 272: 0113.jpg"
From: Joe Smith
Posted: 2000-12-28

"Llace":
"why no officer, I know nothing about a hit and run..."

"DamienX":
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk"

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Title: "ABPG- Repost fest!! Spamers suck post"
From: Psyconutt
Posted: 2000-12-26

"Billy the Kid":
The grueling anual walk for life claims yet another victim.

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Title: "ABPG- Repost fest!! Spamers suck post"
From: Psyconutt
Posted: 2000-12-27

"Billy the Kid":
It was 115 in the city today. People were just burning up!

"Sambolinie":
What part of stop,drop,and roll did you not understand?

"Chris":
yet another paparazzi catches Richard Pryor on his daily morning run.


NOTE: I feel that I have to clarify that a bit, to make it funnier. /ColinZeal

From: http://www.grimsociety.com/:
"RICHARD PRYOR’S COKE BURN - Comedian Richard Pryor blew himself up while free-basing cocaine (June 10th, 1980) and was seriously burned. After recovering, Pryor return to doing stand-up and movies. He even joked about his brush with death, lighting a match and waving it in front of his face and saying, "What’s this? It’s Richard Pryor running down the street!" This experience became the basis for his semi-autobiographical movie, "Jo Jo Dancer, Your Life is Calling".")

(ColinZeal: "Freebasing" is the noble art of drying up your cocaine by burning it and to inhale the fumes so that you´ll reach your high. I don´t know why it´s better that snorting it but I guess because you can, you should. )

"Deezle": (on ABPG)
"David Crosby, in his autobiography "Long Time Gone," stated that while he was freebasing he set himself on fire several times. Since he was usually lying down on a sofa, he'd "just roll over and the fire would go right out." He also added, "What you DON'T want to do is get up and start running down the street like a certain black comedian we know......"

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Title: "ABPG: Hail Satan - rumania.jpg"
From: Tiekbane
Posted: 2000-12-25

"Janne":
Just a pic of the morning after the frathouse annual gangbang.

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Title: "ABPG: Hail Satan - bb6.jpg "
From: Tiekbane
Posted: 2000-12-25

"Ernestmac13":
I've seen several of these, what's wrong with this fellow besides missing a leg?

"Chris":
words alone could not describe the horror on Lorena Bobbits face, when she discovered her old trusted No. 7 scissors were no match for husband #2.

"shaft":
Dum de dum here I cum!!!!!

"Dario Sanchez":
"BLOW JOB" MISUNDERSTOOD

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Title: "ABPG: Hail Satan - albain71.jpg"
From: Tiekbane
Posted: 2000-12-25

"Craig":
She got behind the cow again

dont you mean
Hail Santa?

Yeah
thats what you ment....

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Title: "ABPG: More Rape And Murder - headpovo.jpg"
From: Tiekbane
 Posted: 2000-01-13

"Paula":
Dammit!! I got him a hat for Christmas, too.

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Title: "The truth please about this picture??????????"
From: U.S. Marshall
 Posted: 2000-01-13

"Title of this Post":
The truth please about this picture??????????

"bilbal@hotmail.com":
The story behind this one is that the unfortunate fella was riding his donorcycle without a helmet and likely hit something like a car or a pole, I think he'd have had more head injuries if he hit the ground. .

I'd love to see some "after" shots. He'd be the supreme poster child for wearing your helmet with a faceshield, eh? That guy is F***ed!

"Billy the Kid":
Those damn donorcycles are fucking dangerous.

"U.S. Marshall":
You obviously have never seen a motorcycle accident. I have seen many results of not wearing full face helmet.

I would like the truth behind the pic i posted. In other words, proof, such as the news paper article that goes with the pic. Where! When! How! Who!

Thanks.

If you don't know the truth............DON'T POST AN ANSWER!!!!!!

"Billy the Kid":
It IS fake.

"Paula":
The first place I saw this photo was at rotten.com and the story was the same... motorcycle accident. A lot of people think the picture is fake and the more I see it, the more I, too think it's fake.

"U.S. Marshall":
You think it's fake because you just can't face reality!!!! Wake the fuck up!

"Billy the Kid":
Oh brother... what a fucking gullible dickhead.

"ColinZeal":
To those all of you who think this one is real, or even hesitate,

ARE YOU DOPED?!?!?!? USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!!!!

Just like "U.S. Marshall" requests, "proof, such as the news paper article that goes with the pic. Where! When! How! Who!" and the fact that NO ONE has provided us with a link to this incident, should be enough of an evidence to rule out the fact that this Never happened. If this ever happened, then the newspapers would be all over this story. I suppose It´d go something like:

"A Motorcyclist was in an accident yesterday and had his Jaw Ripped Off!!! In this picture he is waiting for the doctors to reattach it." PHHUHHH-LEEEEEZZZZ!!!

If a person has those kinds of wounds, then he would NOT be Sitting by a table posing to a Camera!!!

To quote Eminem, "Bitch PLEASE!!!"
Yeah, YOU!!! *ColinZeal pointing finger at gullible SOB´s*


End of Discussion.

"Lilith":
Ok, but what else would he have to do? "Oh, shit guys, I've got to get out of here, no more pictures, I've got that meeting at four and then dinner and dancing at eight. . . " Ok, say it's a fake, anyone running down who did it and how?

"Medic415":
After 18 nyears as a paramedic, I would say this actually is the real thing. Based on facial distortion, exposed jaw (note teeth at lower left), exposed bone below right orbit, laceration patterns, tongue exposed to tracheal opening, etc....in other words, this guy is TRULY FUCKED, and unless he finds an equally disfigured chick, it may be the last time he ever gets fucked!

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Title: "ABPG There is no doubt there are some reposts But I know there has got to be some new shit in this flood headless.jpg"
From: Craig
Posted: 2000-01-18

"Paula":
I'll remember not to buy him a hat, either!

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Title: "ABPG There is no doubt there are some reposts But I know there has got to be some new shit in this flood 1strad3.jpg"
From: Craig
Posted: 2000-01-18

"Description of Picture":
A motorcycle accident, there´s a Motorcycle on the bottom right.

"Paula":
Now that a *great* donercycle pic!!

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Title: "ABPG There is no doubt there are some reposts But I know there has got to be some new shit in this flood rw_croc1.jpg"
From: Craig
Posted: 2000-01-18

"Text in Picture to the Right --->":
This body was discovered inside the stomach of a crocodile.

As the emergency services surveyed the scene, they knew something was afoot

"Paula":
...something was afoot... and an arm and a head.

Poor 'gator bait.

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Text in Picture: This body was discovered inside the stomach of a crocodile.

(The following text is pasted On the Pic:)
As the emergency services surveyed the scene, they knew something was afoot


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Title: "Anybody lose a gator lure?"
From: RedRiverMan
Posted: 2000-01-15

Description of Picture:
Man Pulling an arm out of an Alligator stomach.

"Castro":
Lacoste sleeping bag?

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Description of Picture: Man Pulling an arm out of an Alligator stomach.


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Title: "More Rape And Murder - rgs5j.jpg"
From: Tiekbane
Posted: 2000-01-13

"Text in Picture":
MURDER KIT. This photograph decipts the typical contents of a Rape or Murder Kit. The masked offender had gained entry into the bedroom of a young woman while she was asleep. The contents of his "kit" were as follows: a camcorder with an x-rated pornotape, black nylon stockings, and "fishnet" stockings, pair of gloves, a bottle of chloroform with mask, s syringe containing acepromozine (a horse tranquilizer), a bondage gag, two clothes pins, and a number of pre-tied ropes with slip-knots.

"David Taylor":
Thanks!!! Off to the store I must go!

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Text in Picture: MURDER KIT. This photograph decipts the typical contents of a Rape or Murder Kit. The masked offender had gained entry into the bedroom of a young woman while she was asleep. The contents of his "kit" were as follows: a camcorder with an x-rated pornotape, black nylon stockings, and "fishnet" stockings, pair of gloves, a bottle of chloroform with mask, s syringe containing acepromozine (a horse tranquilizer), a bondage gag, two clothes pins, and a number of pre-tied ropes with slip-knots.


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From: Chris
Received: 2000-01-21

"Chris":
The Marlboro Man had no idea that bee pollen had such a low flash point, as he attempted to taste the honey with a lit Menthol in his mouth.

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Title: "ABPG: Direct from the USA. A few posts from Wonderland. Some reposts but worth a look just in case. - funeral4.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
 Posted: 2000-02-20

"ColinZeal":
"Ok, Ready for action when you are BTK!!!"
;-)

"TREKWANDER":
Feel FREE to stop by for a DRY one.

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Title: "Fatal constipation"
From: Undertaker
Posted: 2000-02-17

Last Poop...

"Tiekbane":
How can we really know she's dead?

And that she pooped?

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Title: "ABPG: A few pics for the group from our good friends down under at wonderfucked - 124359.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 2000-02-13

"Paula":
Are the lines from something metal like a grate?

"Silver_Fox":
When he was running out of the burning building, he tripped and fell on a checker board made out of razor blades.

Hey!! That could have been it! :0)

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"stanley seuferer":
When a person is burned and the body retains fluids and begins to swell; they sometimes cut a graft site to open up the skin and for new skin to be placed. This keeps the skin from "tearing" and becoming harder to repair or replace



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Title: "ABPG: Scan- kid impaled on a spike- spike.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 2001-04-05

Latest trend in piercings. Nah really, he fell out of a tree onto some spiked railings.

"Llorta":
Why's he smiling like that? I want some of whatever he's on!

"Chris":
Hey you aint seen nothin yet....wait till I light this little fuse at the end here...

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Title: "adult-net.com notorious chernobyl childcare - Aborted_Suction.jpg"
From: mav17
Posted: 2001-04-07

"Furplay":
THHHHHOOMP!!

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Title: "See the Web's Weirdest!!!"
From: Link Digger
 Posted: 2001-04-10

"K.E.D.S.":
i like what she did with her hair....

"Hoodah Thunkit":
That happened when her electric dildo shorted out.

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Title: "ABPG: Happy Easter - Random Reposts - 2177.jpg"
From: m@rtie
Posted: 2001-04-12

"Paula":
A Christmas tree decoration???

"BUFFYUK":
a tad overchewed dear!

"gregw":
I didn't know the bitch had braces!

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Title: "attn psychonutt"
From: SatansCabanaBoy
Posted: 2001-04-18

"Lucifer":
Shit, let me get that for ya!....don't be so clumsy!

"Loopy":
"Calm down, no need to lose your head over it....."

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Title: "ABPG: More hurt and suffering low lifes in the NEWS!: Soccer fan.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 2001-04-24

"Paula":
Geezzz...a little bit of blood and he's cryin' like a little girl.

"King Chicken":
"Maria, please come down. I looooove you!"

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Title: "ABPG: More hurt and suffering low lifes in the NEWS!: Suicide1.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 2001-04-24

From the look on his face I think the stupid ass might have changed his mind after he torched himself. LOL!!

"John K":
Feel the burn... oh ya.. no pain, no gain.

Jogging sucks.

"BaSil":
Maybe he is doing the rain dance.

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Title: "File 03 of 13 - Shotgun Suicide Survivor.jpg"
From: The Aylmer
Posted: 2001-05-22

Text in Picture:
December 1995, James Vance tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the face after listening to a Judas Priest Album.

"Craig":
BREAKIN THE LAW BREAKIN THE LAW!

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Text in Picture: December 1995, James Vance tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the face after listening to a Judas Priest Album.

King Chicken: James Vance managed to kill himself with an overdose of prescribed medication a few years later.


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