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Title:
"Reposts - kodak11.jpg"
From:
xsanewomn@hotmail.com
Posted:
2000-06-11
"Roy":
What? Please explain!
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Horny old bitch.
"Chris":
After 40 years, it suddenly became apparent to Cindy that her mother and the Unicorn were more than "just friends"
"BILLYJFOREMAN":
why can't all women be that horny?
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Title:
"ABPG-OT_Ed Kemper doing the deed to a live one"
From:
BaSil
Posted:
2000-06-11
Note from ColinZeal:
Ed Kemper was a serialkiller and he was into Skullfucking, ie, fucking a head. "HUH????" you say??? With Skullfucking I mean Eyesocket, Mouth, whatever!
Donīt ask me how i know these things... I just... do... know...
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Text in Picture:
There are some benefits to only having one eye
"Ram.Nijjar":
givin head, hehe
"Agean":
"HI EVERYBODY!!!
Wanted to send a post card of me having a good time on vacation.
Here I am going down to see what's up!
It's crazy, zany and fun!!
Having a great time, wish you were here.
love to all,
Iris"
"Agean":
"I'll watch you come"
"Chris":
Let her know the next time you're in Little Rock, - she'll keep an eye out for ya'.
"Phil B.":
i have told him time and time again if hes not careful he`ll have some one eye out.
"SPARSO":
GO ON MAN,FUCK HER BRAINS OUT
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Title:
"ABPG: Hemorrhoids"
From:
Roy
Posted:
2000-07-02
"Text in Picture":
Acute hemorrhoidal disease.
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Doesn't look very cute to me.
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Text in Picture: Acute hemorrhoidal disease. Kratzer & Demarest. Office Management of Colon and Rectal Disease. 1985.
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Title:
"ABPG:) Assorted nasty skin ect,, scalded skin syndrome.jpg"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-06-29
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Must be a little colored girl - you can see her big black box.
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Title:
"ABPG:) Assorted nasty skin ect,,eeewww.jpg"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-06-29
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Damned fool shoulda inspected it before he went down on her.
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Title:
"ABPG : The Childrens Ward, Pt.II"
From:
jbm
Posted:
2000-06-27
"Jan Hjelm":
Both the Tarot and the crystal ball says that this one will take his sister to the prom..
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Text in Picture: Celiac disease
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Title:
"ABPG: Good Gymnast"
From:
Roy
Posted:
2000-06-24
"Craig":
bbbwwwahhhahhhhhhh
"M.A.P.":
LOL, you're a fucking sicko.
All this needs is a midi of Dancing Queen by ABBA playing in the backround
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Title:
"OK OK this visually, might be off topic, but just had to share it .. Was in my local paper yesterday .. sorry if it upsets some of you .."
From:
Craig
Posted:
2000-07-09
A woman plays through on the 15th hole of the Butter Valley Golf Course and Airport near Bally Pa. ,
with wreckage of a bi plane in the background. The plane , with 3 people on board , crashed Saturday.
No serious injuries were reported .
"Psyconutt":
Did he hit a birdie?
"booboo":
I may not be a good pilot, but I'm a heck of good golfer.
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Title:
"ABPG I might could make a saddle for that"
From:
Craig
Posted:
2000-07-10
"Janne":
She has all the charms of a pig , I hope her family is jewish - otherwise she could end up on the table.
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Title:
"ABPG I'll tell you what.."
From:
Tobie
Posted:
2000-07-10
If I had half a brain, I'd sue someone over this!
"bob":
If you had half a brain, I'd call you Miss !
"Tobie":
I'd laugh my butt off, but as you can see, that would take a while.
::grin and a wink::
"Agean":
"FOR SALE" Be the first in your neighborhood to own one:
Collectible Andy Warhol drink table,
to be auctioned off on Saturday, after lot of
other weird art is sold."
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Text in Picture: Airplane crash survivor. Right temporal lobe and orbit have been completely destroyed.
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Title:
"ABPG: HAND JOBS"
From:
Thanatos
Posted:
2000-07-14
"Hoodah Thunkit":
You gonna talk now or you want us to start on another finger?
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Title:
"HAND JOBS 2: THE CLIMAX - JPG00036.jpg"
From:
M.A.P.
Posted:
2000-07-16
"Janne":
To fool the FBI: Rearrange your fingerprints!
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Title:
"ABPG Reposts- The T files - tcptd003.jpg"
From:
Anil Vayper
Posted:
2000-07-14
"Tobie":
The image was of the maggot infestation inside an old mans
mouth, at the gum line.
I've seen this picture several times now and each time it makes
me feel squiggly. HOW can someone NOT feel something crawling
around in their mouth? (Bold and Underline by ColinZeal, I just KNOW people will love that line... ;-))
I know that diabetes can cause a lack of feeling, but usually
that's in the extremities.
It's just a massively gucky thought to me to have maggots in my
mouth while I'm still breathing :/
::shudder::
"Russ Smith":
Hey! Maggots in yer mouth are no dirtier than the
inside of your mouth (well, ok, that's pretty yucky, but...)!
And they're probably an EXCELLENT source of fat
and protein!
Just don't pluck them maggots off a corpse THEN put
them in yer mouth.
"Tobie":
You shit, you wretched shit :::laughing:::
My reaction included shuddering, shaking my hands in the air
with my face scrunched up and going BLEH BLEH BLEH!!!
Thank you for making MY most grotesque reaction to a post all
day, and it was a all text one at that!
"BaSil":
Fishermen use maggots for bait.
I've seen them put them in their mouth just before they put them on the
hook.
They call it sportsfishing........yeah right.....I'll pass thanx
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Text in Picture: Fly larva infestation in the gums of an elderly man.
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Title:
"Dinner via shotgun-blowbr1"
From:
Sassy Gal
Posted:
2000-07-17
"JOHN":
Oh my god, catch the brain before it runs away!
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Title:
"ABPG:The one that got left outta the bunch Istok8.jpg"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-07-19
"Tobie":
I have always felt that any one who would steal a checker board
ought to be shot!
"King Chicken":
"Checkmate? I got your checkmate right HERE!"
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Title:
"TAKE THE BOMB FOR hitler"
From:
Craig
Posted:
2000-07-20
"Spineboy":
One nut Hitler is asking if he can suck this soldiers cock for saving
his life. Note the secret gay handshake..
"Craig":
ut oh!
I never knew there was a secret handshake
But you do?
HMMMM
"Tim":
"You're not hurt, you should see what I do to the Jews."
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Text in Picture: Heil hitlers in Dr Roland Freislerīs court room where the bomb-plot conspirators against Hitler were tried. Hitlerīs narrow escape from death seemed to offer him a gleam of hope. Here he commiserates with an officer wounded by the bomb attack on his headquarters.
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Title:
"ABPG:Gross Stuff e5j_5.gif"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-07-23
"Janne":
Surgeons are fantastic, rebuilding an arm into a banjo..
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Title:
"ABPG:Gross Stuff c9_2.gif"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-07-23
"Janne":
Clever dude! Faking a cardiac arrest so he can get into position to sneak a
hand up their skirts..
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Title:
"ABPG: Outlaws VS The Hells Angles - s292.jpg"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-10-01
"John":
What a pussy! needs training wheels on his bike!
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Title:
"adult-net.com notorious tasteless -runover2.jpg"
From:
tasty4u@newsguy.com
Posted:
2000-09-29
"chris ormsby":
timex.. it takes a licking, and keeps on ticking
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Title:
"ABPG Vietnam pics - nwar6.jpg"
From:
Straub
Posted:
2000-10-09
"Janne":
This Vietnamese seem to be a bit disorganized..
"Iver Setah Goatlips":
Some of those guys just fall apart when you start to
question them.
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Title:
"ABPG: Alphabetically (re)posted - kellan.jpg"
From:
gcouch
Posted:
2000-10-09
"Janne":
What horror when this babe gets her PMS..
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Title:
"Required - picture of cat with RS232 port on it's head."
From:
Mark
Posted:
2000-10-05
My flatmate was telling me about a picture of a cat that had an RS232 port
put on it's head in some sort of experiment. Does anyone have this picture,
or know where I can begin looking for it?
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"Mark":
Superb! Thankyou.
Wonder if it worked?
"Janne":
Serial ports are for serial killers and parallell ports are for twins.
Firewire for arsonists and Appletalk for women. Any more ports that are suitable?
"Collin":
animal pain is NOT cool!!!!!!! otherwise i love this site.
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Title:
"Alphabetically (re)posted - rtjy.jpg"
From:
gcouch
Posted:
2000-10-18
"Janne":
A reverse 2― tucked somersault, unfortunately a bit of a splash at impact. I
can't give more than 4.8
/Janne (The Swedish judge)
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Text in Picture: Precipitate delivery into a lavatory pan.
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Title:
"ABPG: More Grainy Misc Crap - fuckin' midgets - midgetwow1.jpg"
From:
Mikey
Posted:
2000-11-15
"Janne":
The biggest bus I've ever seen!
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Title:
"ABPG: - wifey.jpg"
From:
Tiekbane
Posted:
2000-11-23
"Janne":
That's not fair, making her do Mr Bean-impersonations after she's dead.
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Text in Picture: (A) Position of body when police arrived. The husband had indicated that she had removed his wifeīs body from the tub and had given her mouth-to -mouth presuscitation. (B) Evidence of petechial hemorrhage.
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Title:
"adult-net.com notorious dead girls - biker.jpg"
From:
mav118
Posted:
2000-12-31
"Craig":
she's 15 and still dont know how to ride a 2 wheeler
What a retard
"Chris":
wait.. quiet....yes, officer, I'm sure... there are 12, no make that 13
Outlaws on horseback, approaching from the East, approximately 1 mile out.
"Ben":
who the fuck dies falling off a bike??
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