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Title:
"ABPG: Hey KIDS!! Some for you! - chernobylkid2.jpg"
From:
Billy the Kid
Posted:
2000-02-29
"Jan Hjelm":
Wow! What a radioactive kid, he glows in the dark - and look at that
huge Geiger-counter..
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Title:
"ABPG - penile necrosis for Neff - dof9036f1.jpg"
From:
Llorta
Posted:
2000-02-27
"Billy the Kid":
looks like you've grown an inch or two since your last personal pic.
"Llorta":
This time your mom "fluffed it up" a little before she snapped the pic.
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Title:
"ABPG: Rotting Women and Children - Not Nice - ysk19.jpg"
From:
Festival@The-M.org
Posted:
2000-02-26
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Here, here - pull yourself together woman!
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Title:
"ABPG: Billy's Gospel Hour. More Shit For KIDS ONLY! - lisa's breast.jpg"
From:
Billy the Kid
Posted:
2000-02-24
"Robinson":
Just one? Oh I get it...
Shoulda paid that damn doctor, Lisa.
"Lisa Ruby":
I offered him payment in kind but the thought seemed to make him ill..
"Robinson":
Well don't worry, Lisa. We'll get you another one so you got a matching
pair. Might have to do a little digging around....
heh heh heh (very sinister heh heh heh)
"Lisa Ruby":
Just scrape off any obvious residue of any previous owner. I do have
standards.
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Lisa - my little sister feels sorry for you and told me to say
"Y'all kin have mines, honey chile - Ah be's sick of 'em anyhow."
Isn't that sweet of her. Oh - her skin color? Don't worry - she's
really white - she just was in a black mood when i snapped her pic.
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Title:
"ABPG: New stuff FREAKS- little people in bikinis- neff136.jpg"
From:
neff
Posted:
1999-10-31
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Oh, yeah - I saw this before - it's some of the members of the high I.Q.
dwarf women's marathon team. They couldn't make up their minds whether
to call themselves the cunning runts or the running cunts. I gues they
settled on the cunning running runt cunts.
"Agean":
"bud"
"wise"
"er"
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Title:
"ABPG: Filling more requests - 07432.jpg"
From:
gcouch
Posted:
1999-10-26
"Jan Hjelm":
Let's see.. 5.999.998, 5.999.999 and 6.000.000. I think we got them all
counted now!
"snackcracknpop":
Yanger! Look er'.. This ones kinda cute.
"BILLYJFOREMAN":
glad I don't have to pay the gas bill
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Title:
"ABPG - yufyu.jpg"
From:
Tiekbane
Posted:
1999-10-21
"matthew neel":
what the hell is that?
"Lou Donohue":
Traumatic amputation, right leg, below the knee, male.
"Tiekbane":
I'm having a penis reduction. I got tired of tripping over my dick.
"Llorta":
Wait a minute! The other day you posted a picture of a guy with two
normal-sized dicks and said it was you, now you're saying you only have one
and it's the size of a leg! I think you might be lying to us!
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Title:
"still mo"
From:
matthew neel
Posted:
1999-10-19
"Billy the Kid":
I'm glad I didn't become a carpenter for a living.
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Text in Picture: Carpenters Syndrome: Deformities of cranium and polydactylism of hands/feet
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Title:
"ABPG: - blow'n3.jpg"
From:
Billy the Kid
Posted:
2000-04-07
"Bruce Girrell":
I don't know how she thought all that puke was going to fit back in
the beer can
"Billy the Kid":
Well, she's a woman...nuff said.
"Lisa Ruby":
Wha?... Don't... understand.... ugh....
"Billy the Kid":
SEE?
"Monkey":
...thank you...and now, for my next act...
"Psyconutt":
Looks like the recycling section of the duff brewery !~
"Hunter Sauls":
she is going to have to puke up a bigger can to impress me
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Title:
"- tasteless.net tasteless murder - muerte54.jpg(1/1) 31112 bytes"
From:
tasty@newsguy.com
Posted:
2000-04-20
"Spider":
Hey? Where's the creme filling?
"Craig":
HAHAHA
I got your creme filling right here
"Spider":
I fucking knew you would!! ;p
"Craig":
LOL
PRE DICK TABLE?
"Spider":
lol, ummm, pre dick table... aahh, pre dick table...., ahem, pre dick table?
What the FUCK are you talking about! lol.
"Billy the King":
Spider repeat this over and over really fast OK??
I am sofa king we todd did
Real fast now!!
"Spider":
FUCK ME!! I am so fucking retarded!!! to fall for that shit.
"Debbie Schiff":
mommy, look at the prize
"Charlie Brown":
He will have to find another way to get into the U.S. now.
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Title:
"Memorandum say: we have grotesque"
From:
Christophe Spielberger
Posted:
2000-04-20
Hi,
I'm a French writer and this is my muse.
More pictures of her on: http://www.spielberger.net (item "Imagineoir")
"Lisa Ruby":
Bloody foreigners.
"Straub":
Did he say he was a "French waiter and this is his mouse"?
"Billy the Kid":
Whats a muse. No poly voo le muse???
"Psyconutt":
What the hell is a MUSE?
"Lisa Ruby":
An inspirational entity. It's from Greek mythology. Or something.
"Billy the Kid" (in response to "Lisa Ruby"):
Your boyfriend must be really smart.
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Title:
"ABPG-OT (SIGHTLY) My Personal Abatoir collection 26543 bytes"
From:
Psyconutt
Posted:
2000-04-19
"furplay":
The sight of a cow being string up offends me not.
The sight of it being slit open and drained offends me not.
The idea that I may be eating meat that was butchered and handled by a RETARD!?!?!?
NOW I'm chundering!
"Psyconutt":
So you think retards work in abattoirs?
i think you will find most of these "retards" will proberbly earn more money than you
doing this job.
"furplay":
Uh-oh. Is it somehow possible that that was YOU in those photos? Such a
strong reaction if otherwise. ;)
"Psyconutt":
No its not me , people that have seen my pic would also know its not me . I also run my own business so i do not need to work for someone else for wages, which is another reason it is not me....
"Lisa Ruby":
Cool it, Psyco. The day you have to justify yourself to us is a very
sad day indeed.
"Chris":
while seeing is usually believing, Cora still needed to touch it as it
lofted by her, before she finally acknowledged that the day had come when
"pigs fly"
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Title:
"ABPG: Personal problems"
From:
Yaffle
Posted:
2000-04-11
"Billy the Kid":
Pleasure ribs
"chris
goes to show you that moss does grow on the west side of the trees!
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Title:
"ABPG:I am Suffering from Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder,please forgive me._.:*~*"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-04-22
"Craig":
think that guy would know not to eat a whole can of baked beans right before
he goes and tries to fight a fire
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Title:
"ABPG--murders of whites by blacks in South Africa"
From:
Tolbert 77
Posted:
2000-04-21
A gang of 8 broke into a house on a small farm near Johannesburg. They tied
up the mother and hanged her. Then they waited for the rest of the family.
When the boy and girl returned from school, the gang tied them up and
hanged them next to the mother
"Spider":
Thank god! someone put him out of his misery. Look at that fucking jacket &
tie!!
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Title:
"ABPG: Boob Cruise"
From:
Tolbert 77
Posted:
2000-05-12
"jbm":
I see all the ladies brought there own flotation devices. No need for lifejackets on this boat.
"BaSil":
What sank the TiTanic???
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Title:
"ABPG: Down south (southexecute1.jpg)"
From:
Yaffle
Posted:
2000-05-13
"Hoodah Thunkit":
Lazy effer, ain't he?
"Agean":
"HOLD ON, HOLD ON, STOP IT!!"
"Listen up, you fucker!
I told you, no peeking damn it!
Now, knock it off!
All right, again, On you mark,
ready...
take aim...
F-f-f- i-i- i- ,
Oh SHITt,
STOP IT STOP IT, HOLD ON ,
All right I've had it with you smart ass
I told you once, I told you a thousand times,
NO PEAKING"
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Title:
"ABPG;Some pictures for you to look at s23.JPG"
From:
Spider
Posted:
2000-05-10
"Billy the Kid":
How come all these guys have little arrows sticking in them?
"Spider":
Oh shit! Those are arrows? This whole time I thought those were black rotting bones sticking out of them!
"Spider":
I meant to say white, right? ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
"Hoodah Thunkit":
That's what happens when you're all doped up - the words don't come
out white write RIGHT godamn it!!
"snapcracknpop":
Now I have marked the moles I'm concerned about.
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Title:
"ABPG: From the dissection collection (dissection3.jpg)"
From:
Yaffle
Posted:
2000-05-23
"irate":
Looks like Santa is working on his new toy and he's gonna give someone a blow-up doll THIS christmas. Man those elves are gettin tall!
"furplay":
They look like the Elbonians from "Dilbert".
"Janet E. Strohecker":
Now *THIS* is a real depiction of the Last Supper. "This is my body, eat it"
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Title:
"ABPG: Bits & pieces (bits8.jpg)"
From:
Yaffle
Posted:
2000-05-21
"JOHN":
"Wave your arms in the air if you just don't care!"
" 3L":
i'm over here, mom! behind this strange, bloody looking hill!
"Ben":
i'm meeeellllllting!!!! i'm meeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllting!!!!!!!! AAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!! *gurgle gurgle*
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Title:
"ABPG: Bits & pieces (bits7.jpg)"
From:
Yaffle
Posted:
2000-05-21
"furplay":
FEED US A FETUS!!!
"leewealleans":
Dont you just hate it when youve nearly finnished a puzzle and find a piece missing
"Janne":
Rest in Pieces...
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Title:
"ABPG I GOT IT FROM THE TOILET SEAT>>> I SWEAR!!!!"
From:
Craig
Posted:
2000-05-25
"Hoodah Thunkit":
BAD CRAIG!! Stop drinking from the toilet just because you see the cat
and dog doing it.
"Claudette":
christ!
at what point do these people decide to see a doctor?!
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Text in Picture: Genital Herpes spread to face and upper trunk.
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Title:
"Where the fuck are my fucking keys??????"
From:
Craig
Posted:
2000-05-24
(NOTE:Spider once said in a post that she was smoking a joint while browsing the group, so she has to take some shit for that now...
:-) / ColinZeal)
"the paisley buddha":
hey, it is spider, looking for another joint.
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Title:
"ABPG: Yummm, PUSSY!"
From:
M.A.P.
Posted:
2000-06-11
Next time some little punk tells me he wants to be a gynecologist when he
grows up, I'm showing him THIS!
"Roy":
Personally I only eat pussy when it's shaven.
"M.A.P.":
Bwahaha. Those people are fucking sickos.
Is that you in the pic?
"r":
Nope! He's the F&B-manager of my local McDonald's.
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