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Title: "REPOST: Tumor Lady After Surgery"
From: Red Rooster
Posted: 2000-01-02

"Hoodah Thunkit":
The patients in that hospital will be eating mystery meat for a while.

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Text in Picture: CHICAGO, IL - Lori Hoogewind (R) watches news reports about her surgery with her father Dick Huyser at the University of Chicago Hospital December 30. Hoogewind had a 200 pound (about 90 kg /ColinZeal) tumor removed from her 310 pound body during an 18 hour operation. (Reuters)


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Title: "ABPG: A few craniofacial anomalies- f035202.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 2000-01-17

You would never have guessed, but this is a mother and her son. They have Crouzon syndrome.

"C&S":
Lord Dinah! Someone *bred* with this woman?!?!

Cristabel. "The girls all get prettier at closing time."

"Hoodah Thunkit":
Well, I was really, really shitfaced and it was dark and I left my glasses home and she didn't stink TOO much and I was really horny and we did it doggy style.

"Tom Comegys":
What I want to see is the guy who would actually have sex with this woman to produce this son.

"Lisa Ruby":
You've got to be joking. This newsgroup is chock full of people who'd fuck her.

"Llorta":
Yeah, but half of them would only do it after she was dead for a few days.

"Never Mind":
Men will fuck anything. I can prove it. For example, my former bookkeeper looks like a cross between a rat and a weasel, smells like god knows what...has false teeth and a funny twitch in her head...smokes like a chimney (4 packs a day) and is generally butt fucking ugly. I caught my boyfriend fucking her in my office (via hidden camera). I am considered very attractive, bathe twice a day, don't smoke and have no obvious motor difficulties, yet a wife AND a mistress couldn't keep him satisfied...he just HAD to have this creature. He would fuck anything given the time and Viagra.

"Lisa Ruby":
There there. Never mind, Never Mind.

"Llorta":
>Men will fuck anything. I can prove it. For example, my former bookkeeper
>looks like a cross between a rat and a weasel, smells like god knows
>what...has false teeth and a funny twitch in her head...smokes like a
>chimney (4 packs a day) and is generally butt fucking ugly.


Phone number?

"Never Mind":
Mine or HER'S?

"Llorta":
What difference does it make? You both have vaginas, don't you?

"edlord":
Its pretty obvious who the kid looks like. Think windows.

"tom dement":
Quentin Tarantino and Bill Gates?

"neff":
I actually found a web site belonging to a married couple who both have Crouzons . They met online in a support group. The site had some lovely wedding photos but I forgot to save them. Anyway, just goes to show that there's someone out there for everyone. Awwww.

"neff":
Here's a nice couple. She has Treacher Collins syndrome. I dunno what's wrong with him.



"williamarp":
if i had a dog with a face like that, i`d shave it`s ass and walk it backwards.

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Title: "Happy Harold"
From: Hoodah Thunkit
Posted: 2000-01-25

"Craig":
Yeah I guess youd be happy if ya didn't have a brain to figure out what to be sad about

"HannaFate":
Of course he's happy! He has a womb with a view!

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Title: "OT: testing agent - bumps.jpg"
From: NeverMind
Posted: 2000-01-20

"Billy the Kid":
this guy looks wierd. ha ha ha He has a leaf for a dick

"Lisa Ruby":
You noticed that pretty quickly, Billy. I didn't even notice. I'm far too pure to look 'down there.'

"Billy the Kid":
Who are you trying to kid? That's the first place you look and you know it!!!! Damn slut!

"Lisa Ruby":
When do I get promoted from slut to whore?

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Text in Picture: Ho, Ho, Ho, Happy Holidays


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Title: "ABPG: Crush amputation- jpg00241.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 1999-12-24

"Tufftoy":
why would anybody want a hand in their armpit??????????

"Hoodah Thunkit":
You could sure win a lot of bar room bets like that. Maybe he was a Thalidomide baby?

"Russ Smith":
Makes it real easy to scratch.

"Billy the Kid":
I would rather have it on my leg so I could jerk off with it.

"The Plummers":
TuffToy,
Don't you know? It's so he can still make that FARTING sound to impress his friends.

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Title: "ABPG: Hand injury from car accident- jpg00214.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 1999-12-25

This woman had her hand out the window when the car rolled over.

"Psyconutt":
she must have been waving at all the people as the car was overturning...... always a showman huh

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Title: "ABPG: Sick Dicks for the ladies (and James) - weenie10.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 1999-12-27

"Never Mind":
Flashing again, Billy?

"Billy the Kid":
I thought I could sneek a personal in here with out getting caught. Damn!!!
Oh well, you know you want me baby.

"Never Mind":
When you scrape the pus off your dick then take 10 days worth of antibiotics....I'll consider doing you.

"Billy the Kid":
Too damn much trouble to go through for a piece of ass I've never seen.
Besides, women who think they should have a choice who "does" them just don't seem to give their ALL to the task. I'm glad I have a bitch who knows her place. Of course the occasional black eye DOES tend to remind her. heh heh heh!

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Title: "ABPG: Sick Dicks for the ladies (and James) - james.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 1999-12-27

"Hoodah Thunkit":
A two hour motorcycle ride in cold weather will do that - That's why I always carried a polished hardwood rod when riding in case I had to take a leak. Had to poke the rod up my ass to push out enough dick so I could piss the natural way, instead of squatting like KittyKat does.

"Thunk":
...personally I would rather see a picture of KittyKat squatting.....

"Psyconutt":
Hell yeh..... gives me half a bar just thinking about it

"Billy The Kid":
Yeah me too. But now she is in question about her sexuality. Quote "What makes you assume I'm female?"

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Title: "ABPG: Sick Dicks for the ladies (and James) - weenie8.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 1999-12-27

"Hoodah Thunkit":
Another guy sacrifices his foreskin for the fried pork rind industry.

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And your Name???

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Title: "ABPG: Sick Dicks for the ladies (and James) - weenie9.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 1999-12-27

"Llorta":
This is a really impressive collection of damaged penises, Billy. Do you carry a camera with you on all of your dates?

"Billy the Kid":
My girlfriend carries them around in her purse. She acts a little strange sometimes and gets a glassy look in her eyes. Do you think I have cause to be concerned?

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Title: "[abpg] whoo - random - - exe3.jpg"
From: neu666
Posted: 1999-12-28

"Billy the Kid":
Have a seat buddy!

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Title: "squished"
From: gandalf
Posted: 1999-12-30

This is a picture of a guy who was run over (at least a couple of times :) on a texas highway.

"Jen":
Damn....supper's ready..call in the kids...

"gandalf":
I don`t know...that road looks pretty dirty, and you never know where those tires have been. I believe it`s always best to wash your corpse with a good anti-bacterial soap before *digging* in. You know what they say...cleansliness is next to godliness.

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Title: "ABPG: Pigwoman"
From: Never Mind
Posted: 1999-12-30

"Billy The Kid":
Now all the women in the group are gonna go out and get pigs. Except Lisa, she has hamsters.

"Lisa Ruby":
Well, they're so furry and warm. Pigs chaff yer tits. Everyone knows that. Eh, Straub?

"Straub":
Ummm I'm not folowing your lead there Lisa.

I've seen a pic of a chick doing it with a pig though :)
Come to think of it Ive done it with a few chicks who looked like pigs

"neff":
Ah Straub, you're as sweet as ever.

"NiteCretr":
Pigs need love too.

"narcoticus fox":
I do hope the piglet doesn't grow up with an identity crisis disorder!

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Text in Picture: Old woman feeding her pig (Old Guinea). W.Peters, H.M. Gilles. Color Atlas of Tropical Medicine and Parasitology. 1st Edition, 1977.


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Title: "Tards N Gimps - crackho1.jpg"
From: Pooh Bear
Posted: 2000-01-03

"Baa Haa":
great pic ....how much she set ya back....$5???

"Pooh Bear":
LOL, I learned from the Crut. They're always free

"crut":
why you good boy you...
CHECK THE SITES MAN!!!
don't fuck me son or you know i can take you down too.
you get your cunt down to those north side sites. you know the ones down by "blue clay" on the old grounds. it's time to spread some more lime. and remember, you're either "my man flint" or you're charlie fucking cheswick. i got a cage for yer monkey too...
love,
crut
"mind if i...you know??"

"furplay":
If I had a digital camera, I might've posted a pic of my dick detaching itself and rolling down my pantleg after seeing this photo.

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Title: "ABPG: Mo fun Icky stuff - mozits.jpg "
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 2000-01-06

"j B a O m O e T s H":
Hey! That belongs in sci.astro or alt.sci.planetary or something, not ABPG.

"Straub":
This from a bloke who posts pics of his pink backpack and his cat. Good one James ya idiot

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Title: "ABPG: Surgery for deformed ear 1- 03d.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 2000-01-07

"Billy the Kid":
Oh yeah that looks a hell of a lot better. You'd never know there was ever a problem.

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Title: "ABPG: A few craniofacial anomalies- cs20.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 2000-01-17

"Cajones":
Told he COULD have a popsicle..then told they where just foolin around! :(

"redfrench":
as says my hairdresser "a good haircut can change a man"

"Dave Hook":
Good cop, bad cop

"Janet Davis":
Another kid who just can’t believe its not butter

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Title: "Billy you babysittin the kids again?"
From: Craig
Posted: 2000-02-17

"Craig" asks in the title:
"Billy you babysittin the kids again?"

"Billy the Kid":
LMAO!! Yep Thats my boys!!

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Title: "abpg - what's wrong with this picture? - b7a_3.jpg"
From: Llorta
Posted: 2000-02-13

This came from a lame Irish orthopedics website where they have millions of pictures like this (mostly huge, slow-loading GIF files twelve to a page) with no explanation for any of them. What is it about this woman that made her end up naked on a medical web page?

"DocH":
What's wrong? She has 2 arms on the left side. Any asshole can see that. (Don't say it Lisa)

"Hoodah Thunkit":
One side of her ass looks masculine and the other feminine. Plus she has nice tits, I think.

"CoolBreeze":
Bad perm.

"Jim":
LOL, everyone is looking WAY too hard here. The reason she's on the medical site is it's REAL obvious - there's a SEVERE curvature of her spinal cord, she has scoliosis. Sorry to be the geek who had to get serious, the two left arms was funny enough.

"Hoodah Thunkit":
I'm glad you're not my diagnostician. You'd probably have me down for endometriosis and I'm a guy. You can trace this broad's spine and there's no severe curvature. Maybe it has to do with the spider that crawled out of her butt.

"Llorta":
Doh! Here I am studying to get into medical school and damned if I didn't miss that fucking spider! I'm going to be a hell of a doctor!

"matthew neel":
trust me man, im married to a doctor,, you just IGNORE the spiders

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Title: "Llorta"
From: abpg - scrotum finger - mig04.jpg
Posted: 2000-02-13

"Hoodah Thunkit":
That can happen if you're using crazy glue and absent-mindedly scratch your balls. (No, you girls aren't included, unless you're playing with your boy friend's balls - Rusty excepted.)

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Title: "abpg - peeling skin - garry.jpg"
From: Llorta
Posted: 2000-02-12

They didn't say what caused this, but I bet it was too much masturbation.

"Hoodah Thunkit":
My hand looked like that once and it came from feeling up one of those 'cute' pussies that are shown here from time to time. Look before you leap - or feel a girl up.

"Lisa Ruby":
My boyfriend's hand looks like that when I've been douching with lighter fuel. Well, have to get rid of those crabs somehow.

"girton2":
Never mind your boyfriend's hand, what must your cunt look like?

"Lisa Ruby":
Better than me boyfriend's mouth.

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Title: "abpg - wrist nipple - gang.jpg"
From: Llorta
Posted: 2000-02-12

"Hoodah Thunkit":
Commonly known as 'wanker's wrist' - that's why they tell you to switch hands once in a while.

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Cajones originally posted only the question, I (ColinZeal) dug out the pic FYI. Blame it on Llorta!!!
:-)

Title: "Face Off"
From: Cajones
Posted: 2000-02-18

Any updates (pics etc) on that guy that cut his face off and fed it to his dogs while on PCP?

"Llorta":
Apparently, he changed his mind when the PCP wore off.

"QNTMLPR":
Now he's trying to make up his mind whether he wants to look like John Travolta or Nicolas Cage.

"Speed of Light":
He decided to go for meatloaf

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Text in Picture: While under the influence of Angel Dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of a broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. He survived due to the large abounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the manīs face, lips, and nose.


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Title: "abpg - kid with burned mouth - mayph1.jpg"
From: Llorta
Posted: 2000-02-07

This stupid kid was chewing on an electrical cord and got burned.

"girton2":
Makes one wonder why they bothered to black-out his eyes!

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Title: "ABPG: Human disease is cool! - nipple.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 2000-02-01

"Hoodah Thunkit":
Will the REAL nipple please stand up?

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Title: "ABPG: Human disease is cool! - lickme.jpg"
From: Billy the Kid
Posted: 2000-02-01

"Hoodah Thunkit":
BTK -if we wanted to see your lil sis's snatch, we'd just go down to the red light district and pay the half dollar she charges. I suppose she 'gave you something' (crabs?) for the free advertising, though?

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Title: "death dismemberment disease ahh screw it its Vivisection"
From: CRAIG
Posted: 2000-02-03

"Hoodah Thunkit":
Ve haff vays of makink you talk.

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