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Title: "ABPG Dick Gone 04.jpg" From: Film Folks Posted: 1999-10-09 "Lisa Ruby": Billy! At last we see your picture! "Billy the Kid": Mother told me this would be next (after the hairy palms) But I wouldn't listen :( "Lisa Ruby": Never mind - at least you've got balls. "Jan Hjelm": So it's "Billy The Kod only" now?

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Title: "ABPG- The F files... - freak17.jpg" From: Thunk Posted: 1999-10-09 "Lisa Ruby": I see women like that all the time - dancing in rap videos, etc. *ducks* "Christopher Natuik": Jennifer Lopez: Age 7

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Text in Picture: Eight-years-old Bushman girl with beginning of steatopygia.

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Title: "ABPG- The F files... - fishtwat.jpg" From: Thunk Posted: 1999-10-09 "cajones": It all becomes very clear to me now! "Janne": Which set of fetish-wankers is this picture primarily targeted for? Pantyhose, sex with animals, female masturbation, makrellabuse, smells or the very exclusive type of fetishist that only can get it up if all of these cathegories are filled.. On the off chance that the fish is still alive, what is.. No, I better keep this thought for myself. "Connie and Janet McLaurin": here's to the hole that never heals...the more ya play in it the better it feels! You can dip it, soak it and wash it well, but I think this pic explains the recurring fishy smell

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Title: "Corpse Post - pretty-face-good jaw-structure.jpg" From: C.Corpse Posted: 1999-10-09 "Jan Hjelm": I wonder what she died from? Heartburn from some mexican food? Sorry, I didn't think that through - she is a woman, so obviously she must have nagged herself to death. Was there a man beside her bleeding from his ears? "Psyconutt": bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha falls of chair

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Note: Yeah, the pic is from the Movie "Day of the Dead" (1985). Thanks to all the people who mailed me about it. Continue Browsing. ;-)

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Title: "ABPG Been Awhile... - ballbomb.jpg" From: tiekbane Posted: 1999-10-02 "furplay": GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!! (Fuck you! SOMEone had to say it! )

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Text in Picture: FIGURE 11-13. Jet of ignited putrefactionn gas (methane) at the end of a 12-gauge needle inserted into swollen scrotum of a decomposed body.

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Title: "ABPG - exe4.jpg" From: tiekbane Posted: 1999-10-02 "JOHN": At least someone found him his shoe and returned it.

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Title: "ABPG - brazilbabies06.jpg" From: tiekbane Posted: 1999-09-30 "Cajones": Is he/she window shopping? "Diaz Diaz": Cartman without clothes! "edlord": Även små barn får ta i när dom skiter *sorry this one doesnt work in eng*

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Title: "ABPG: A few disease and defects pics - smile5.jpg" From: Billy the Kid Posted: 1999-09-29 "William J. Linch": Prince Charles has *such* a lovely smile! "Redfred": Austin Powers - "Yeah Bayybeeee!"

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Title: "ABPG: A few disease and defects pics - decay3.jpg" From: Billy the Kid Posted: 1999-09-28 "neff": Wow Billy, posting a photo of yourself here really shows your dedication to the group. Thanks! "Billy the Kid": Thanks neff! It was due to popular demand. As you can see. I even brushed my teeth for the occasion.

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Title: "grilled cheese anyone?" From: matthew neel Posted: 1999-10-20 "matthew neel": yummmmm "Billy the Kid": Guess this guy needs a good woman around to keep that baby licked clean. "Deniz": Isn`t that nice, your very own cheese factory. By the way, where`s the grater?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Text in Picture: Excessive smegma buildup due to poor hygiene. A. Wisdom. Color Atlas of Venerology, 1973

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Title: "ABPG: an old pervert" From: MYOB Posted: 1999-10-24 "Lisa Ruby": I know this isn't much of a comment, but... HAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!! "furplay": Before Columbine, there were..................... "THE TRENCH COAT MASTURBATORS"

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Title: "me. after looking at all this shit!" From: matthew neel Posted: 1999-10-18 "Tiekbane": What a waste of beer. That's alcohol abuse. "Billy the Kid": Could have a least puked in a glass so someone could drink it later. "Mike Ovitz": Matrix meets Jackass

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Title: "sickest fucking thing you ever seen man" From: matthew neel Posted: 1999-10-18 "Billy the Kid": I hear these make great spaghetti. Add a little sauce and Mmmmmmmm!! "taxicabbage": three words.....oodles of noodles ("Oodles" = "Lots of") (//ColinZeal)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Text in Picture: Large bolus of roundworms (Ascaris) expelled after antihelminthic treatment. W. Peter and H.M. Gilles: Color Atlas of Tropical Medicine and Parasitology. 1977

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Title: "ABPG - vhji.jpg" From: ??? Posted: 1999-10-20 "David": best of both worlds "Billy the Kid": This is perfect for all you Gay Fuckers who call yourselves "Bi" You can eat pussy and suck dick at the same time. "Hoodah Thunkit": I wonder if he could knock herself up? Would that be incest? "Lisa Ruby": No, it would be fun. "Hoodah Thunkit": They say incest usually is. "There's more zest with incest!" "I've tried the rest and incest is best!" (2 guys in prison 1999) "Lisa Ruby": I've heard "incest is best, put your brother to the test". Hmmmm... "Connie and Janet McLaurin": "It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie.............." >^..^< LOL

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Text in Picture: A vulva in a true hermaphrodite XY/XX with a penis, vagina, testes, ovary, and hemiuterus.

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Title: "Oh My God!!!!!!" From: PJ Posted: 1999-10-20 "melvin": I wish my hair was poofy like that. "Jeanie Robins": Oh My Gawd is right>>>>>>>>>> Holy Moly>>>>>>>>> I am speechless>>>>> where does the line begin.............. "Deniz": The dumb broad is hanging on to the wrong leg.

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Title: "ABPG: A truly disgusting, twisted freak of nature! -- Ion97d_full.jpg" From: fuplay Posted: 1999-11-05 "Lisa Ruby": Eurgh! You sick fuck!!! "Llorta": One of these days he's going to make that face and it's going to stay that way. "girton2": All the way to the bank!! "furplay": (Carl Sagn impression) Billyuns and billyuns uv dollurs, and yet he's the most despised person in the world since Hitler (even the AT-ers don't like him). I'd say he's a truly failed individual. He IS the "scurvy little spider" in "the big picture". I'm buying stock in champagne companies, because that's stock that will really skyrocket when Bill's obit is made.

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Title: "ABPG: New scans- extreme case of haemorrhoids- neff228.jpg" From: neff Posted: 1999-12-01 "ONE-EYEDJOE": Oooooohhhhh!!!!! See what you' ve done, now mine are aching!!!! Somebody pass the "Preparation-H", HURRY!! "Billy the Kid": I've been taking those for months now. three times a day with water. Still got 'em. Hope they work better for you. "Hoodah Thunkit": Yeah, I took mine with water, too. For all the good they did me, I might as well have shoved 'em up my ass. "Deniz": Oh my God, another picture of Bill Gates.

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Title: "ABPG: Probably Off-Topic - Skydivin.jpg" From: Lisa Ruby Posted: 1999-12-02 "Hoodah Thunkit": Very interesting how the tits make small parachutes. Not grotesque, but sure weird. "DocH": Is that a C cup? "Your Name": Are those inverted nipples? "Psyconutt": I think that guys weiner has been added later on... anyone that has been skydiving know how strong the wind is ( terminal velicity is 200 kmh) at that speed no ones donger would be pointing straight down... "matthew neel": maybe he had a bit of a woody? it is quite aerodynamic at full erection you know. "psygorian": What is funny about women skydivers? They whistle all the way down.

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Title: "ABPG: Run over" From: Burrap Posted: 1999-11-16 "Billy the Kid": Is that a purse in this guys hand? "Fred": Billy, perhaps the man stole a woman's purse, the woman got mad, went to her truck, and ran the man's head over? Or maybe not. "Billy the Kid": I hope not ........ the guy can't accesorize worth a shit! "TDaddycool": "You cant park there sir"

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Title: "ABPG: Training the Woman Slut1.jpg and Slut2.jpg" From: Billy the Kid Posted: 1999-11-07 One of my favorite ways to deal with my disobedient slut! For drinking my damn BEER!!!! "neff": Gee Billy your girlfriend sure is a honey.

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Title: "degloved finger" From: brian womble Posted: 1999-11-07 This patient has an obvious degloving injury to the finger. What should be done immediately with this patient? "Lincoln Silver": it has already been done - first take a picture "Jeanie Robins": Second should be to suck any remaining blood from finger. "Sean": Third, the hand should be placed into ethyl alcohol, then caustic soda and a picture taken of the expression on the face of the owner of the hand.

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Title: "i can't think of anything snappy to say about this poor bastid" From: jhvh-1 Posted: 1999-11-08 .... except that maybe he is looking in his pocket for his brains.... "Skip": Going out of my head over you? Not tonight, I have a head ache? I'm such a scatter brain? I must have a hole in my head? Wow, is this what they mean by an outside experience? I had eyes in back of my head? "David Sangler": How about a mind is a terrible thing to waste?!?! "Psyconutt": Now if your were a shrink you could say "I tried to get into his head but found an empty space" "Hoytman65": Damn,that pic. of Queen Latifah nude just pushed him too far "Will Yablone": I would lose my head if it weren't tied on... "Paula": Hey, buddy. You dropped something over there.

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Title: "the third world's happiest family" From: brian womble Posted: 1999-11-05 "James": Of course, they're happy! They're superior extraterrestrial beings from Alpha Cygni, happily breeding among us knavish, degenerate humans, and they know someday soon THIS PLANET WILL BE THEIRS HA HA HA! They just happened to take the guise of third-world towelheads, thats all. "BONEHEAD": You'd think they'd stop breeding after the first one...

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Title: "too much cocaine" From: jhvh-1 Posted: 1999-11-08 he needs to switch to crack "WalksSeul": air is free!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Text in Picture: Mucocutaneous Leishmaniasis: IT Yamaguchi. Color Atlas of Clinical Parasitology, 1981.

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