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What follows now is the Old news from the Year 2000, news that are somewhat obsolete, well really because I donīt want the indexpage to get that Big... So I move the old news to this page...
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Thursday, 04:20 CET |
2000-10-05
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Ok, for this update I added 2 "new" regulars, that Iīve had for like three months before posting them! *SLAPS MY HAND*
M.A.P and SASSYGAL
And New Posts, or only Two of them, thanks to neff for leading the way to a newsserver that has abpg on it. So, you can thank Her for Saving the Hilarious "Posts Pages".
And I added some comments to the Gross "Chunks.mpg" clip
Hmmmm... Yes. I donīt think I will be posting that Extremely Funny/Gross 14 meg clip just yet... I think Iīll wait for a week or so.
:-)
Enjoy the Show!!!
//ColinZeal
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Tuesday, 05:19 CET |
2000-09-19
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Monday, 01:34 CET |
2000-08-14
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At last, some HILARIOUS Posts!!!
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Friday, 04:18 CET |
2000-07-14
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Tuesday, 04:45 CET |
2000-06-20
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New movie. And if you havenīt, then see "Fight Club".
:-)
/ColinZeal
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Monday, 03:29 CET |
2000-06-12
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Ok, Time for an update!!! Itīs been a long time since the last one, but as we say in Sweden, "den som väntar på något gott, väntar aldrig för länge!!!"
True True VERY True...
So, here it is. The update.
"But why so long thy master?!!??!"
"Well Lemme thell u chileī... Iīve been ill... Iīm dying my chileī... But Not to worry... I will die happy... Why??? Because I FINALLY got my hands on the "FIGHT CLUB DVD" and to fight this disease iīve been watching this fantastic Movie since Friday the 26th of May... And that means that I havenīt had any time to update this site since then... OR before, because I got these attacks of Anxiety of realising that the release is Near...
What is this disease I have then??? I think Itīs called Dvd-habitius in latin and it mainly hits your wallet with side-effects like cutting down on surfing, cutting down on luxury food (like WARM Food), and stuff like that.
:-/
But seriously, If you REALLY like the DARK Humor on this site and the Posts Pages then you Might wanna check out the movie, "Fight Club". Itīs NOT AT ALL Like what youīve Heard!!! Itīs the Most Misinterperted movie of alltime (well atleast one of them)
Check this scene for instance: (I thought of you all Posts Lovers when I saw this)
JACK (the BRILLIANT Ed Norton who is Extremely Bored with his Life in this movie) works as an recall coordinator for an insurancecompany and in this scene 2 Technicians lead him to the burnt-out shell of a wrecked car.
JACK (Bored Voice Over)
I was a recall coordinator. My job was
to apply the formula.
TECHNICIAN #1
Here's where the infant went through
the windshield. Three points.
JACK (V.O.)
A new car built by my company leaves
somewhere traveling at 60 miles per
hour. The rear differential locks up.
TECHNICIAN #2
(In a voice with No feelings) Eeeewwww....
The teenager's braces are wrapped
around the backseat ashtray. Would make a
good Anti-Smoking Ad. (cynical chuckling
as he checks out Jacks reactions)
JACK (V.O.)
The car crashes and burns with
everyone trapped inside. Now: do we
initiate a recall?
TECHNICIAN #1
The father must've been huge. See
where the fat has burnt into the driver's
seat with his polyester shirt?
Very modern art. (chuckling)
Now if that doesnīt convince you, then read this scene:
JACK (Voice Over)
How i come to live with Tyler is,
Airlines have this policy about vibrating
luggage.
BAGGAGE CLAIM AREA - NIGHT
Utterly empty of baggage. No people except for Jack and a
SECURITY TASK FORCE MAN. The Security TFM, smirking, holds
a receiver to his ear from a phone.
JACK
Was-was it ticking???
SECURITY TFM
Actually the Throwers don't worry about
ticking. Modern bombs donīt tick
JACK
Sorry, "Throwers?"
SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, then the throwers
have to call the police.
JACK
My suitcase... was vibrating?
SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...(pauses)
(looks to his left and right
and then leans to Jack and whispers)
...it's a dildo. (leans back)
(normal voice) Of course itīs company policy
never to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite
article: A dildo. Never, Your
dildo.
JACK
But I donīt own a-
SECURITY TFM
Hssschh... (waves off Jack and gives him
the "I-dont-wanna-know look")
My GOD This movie is SO Funny!!! Those are just two of countless funny scenes worth watchng again and again!!! I havenīt even mentioned "BOB", or how or of What they make Soap (Tylers (=Brad Pitt, Fantastic preformance again ("Twelwe Monkeys" anyone???) from him) profession, making soap, asides from being a projectonist like me!!!) and how the mission of stealing the vital ingridience for making soap goes, Jackīs encounters wih his Boss, "You can swallow a pint of blood before you start feeling ill" ;-), or the "Homework assignments", "Iīd like to thank the Academy", GOD, I think I will watch it again NOW!!!
I tell you, if you havenīt seen this movie twice you Can NOT fully appreciate it!!! There are scenes that make Much More sense the second time you watch it. So do it. Buy the DVD, it contains a Great feature on the Cool special effects used on this film. Without spoiling too much they show how they made the ULTRACOOL sequence where Gas leaks from an stove and spreads all over the appartment. The camera is controlled by Jacks Voice Over and takes us on a Cool trip around the Kitchen...
All this to the Soundtrack by Dust Brothers, JOINK!!! No Comments!!! This Movie OOZES with quality... *Sigh*
Also, if anyone of you share my thought of this movie or decides to watch it based on what you heard here, Please let me know what you think of it.
David Fincher is GOD! (based on this movie ;-))
Todayīs updates are as follows. One Regular. JOHN, and the New Posts are collected at the Posts Page.
Oh well, thatīs about it.
Back to Work Space Monkeys!!!
/ColinZeal
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Tuesday, 03:54 CET |
2000-04-25
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I thought that I might as well upload the 6 New posts to the server so you guys can get something to laugh at, instead of me holding them until I get More Posts... As the saying goes: "Less is More!!!"
:-)
So, There you have it!
/ColinZeal
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Friday, 00:53 CET |
2000-04-14
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This update shouldīve consisted of more than 10 New Posts, but thereīs only like 5 of them...
:-/
Why?
Well, since the last last update with posts, I had collected a bunch of new funny posts, only to Lose them when I connected to my Newsserver one day. They had deleted like EVERY posts to the last three days or so!!! So, the result??? My offline storage was reduced (HEAVILY) because of that, losing Lotīs of funny posts!!!
:-/
The only post I remember from that batch was a pic with of a penis with Venerial warts of somekind, and Billy the Kid calling them "Pleasure Bumps"!!!
Total Big "EEEWWWWWWWWWW- / LMAO-Moment!!!!"
:-)
But, believe it or not, thereīs actually a good side with this mess...
I found an old ".dbx" file (w98/pc - HAIL BILL GATES!!! /sarcasm=OFF :-)) with posts I Thought Iīd lost!!! All found on the Posts5 Page. It contained a pic I remember (well, it was actually Hoodahīs comment I remembered) with a few midgets that I am SO Happy that I found!!! That post haunted me like youīd never know... :-)
Anyhoo, the New Posts can be found here, at the New Posts Page
Another Sucky thing, Xoom rediscovered my site on their servers, and they decided to delete my site AGAIN, for like the 3rd time??? I guess I canīt take a hint huh???
;-)
So, thatīs the update for this time. Enjoy!!!
:-)
/ColinZeal
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Saturday, 16:44 CET |
2000-03-18
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No update this time, just here to tell you a story...
As I told you in the last update, I was out to get my own Domain. Right? So I called a webhotel that seemed to have IT ALL... Unlimited transfer (in terms of MB), A lot of space for a reasonable price, AND I Even Negotiated a deal that would give me +50MB for about extra $3 per month...
So I called them with a couple of Questions like:
"What kind of stuff are you NOT Allowed to Store on your servers???"
"Ummm... uhhh... weeelll... mp3īs... warez.... nazi stuff... ummmm..."
"What about "SickīnīWeird" stuff???"
"Ummm... uhhh... weeelll... what kind of stuff do you mean???"
"Weeeeeeelll... Imagine the SICKEST things you can imagine..."
"Uhhhh... Ummmm... You have it on the uhhhh... web somewhere???? send me a ummmmm... link if you do and Iīll uhhh... check it out..."
So I did, and I didnīt hear anything from him for a couple of days until I got this mail:
"My partners and I checked out your site and as you said, itīs Definetaly "Borderline". Because of that We have now discussed and agreed on a future policy which says that we will NOT accept these kinds of sites in the future..."
What???
...
No!
NOOOOO!!!!
This is not what I had in mind!!!
:-/
Talk about a plan that BackFired!!!
:-)
Ok, so I mailed them back and asked them what this siteīs "Achilles Heel" was... the Posts or the Movies???
"Well, it was the pics in general, we didnīt even checked out the movies"
Now THEREīs a PUNCHLINE!!!
OUCH!!!
Anyhoo, now thereīs a new mirror again on Xoom.com. Click on "Servers" on the top left to access it, OR, you could just click on the link earlier on this sentence...
Whatever!
/ColinZeal
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Thursday, 16:43 CET |
2000-03-16
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Uffff... A rather Big update this time. Atleast HTML wise. A bit of redesigning of the Posts pages, adding a couple of pages to them...
And a bunch of new Posts, not that many. But there are New ones... The reason being my newsserver that has gotten VERY Crappy from being rather good... Posting only "Re:" messages or Pics with no "Re:"īs...
:-/
3 new regulars, JackTheTab, Spider and Tams. This split-personality person equals to Burrap, Cateyes, aaand Baddpms... Donīt you just LOVE women that can make up their minds?!?!? ;-)
And a Movie, the GROSSEST Thing Iīve EVER Seen!!! *HURL*
:-)
And maybe some good news, ... Iīm gonna get my own Domain, if we agree on terms. 100MB of serverspace. No broken links to movies... AAaaaaaaaahhhh....
That StileProject.com fiasco that almost put this site to sleep two weeks ago was just too much... Stile decided to link to my movies page and BOOM!!! almost 3000 hits/day for two days, extra 12000 hits for this month...
Xoom.com noticed the dramatically increased transfer from one of their accounts and discovered that I had ONLY movies there and they shut down that account... Storing movies was apparently against their policy... I tell you Maaan, I just didnīt have the time to upload my page to their server...
:-/
So there you have it. Until the next time,
Tata!
/ColinZeal
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Monday, 14.45 CET |
2000-02-21
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I shouldīve updated this page like 12 hours ago but it got kinda late, or should I say, Early. So I postponed the whole thing and got some sleep instead.
:-)
But now iīm done (with the update, i could always get some additional sleep ;-)). No Regulars as I promised to some people, thatīs on the next update. Instead I have some funny posts, and One Movie, Skateboarder.mpg
Enjoy the movie and the posts!!!
:-)
/ColinZeal
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Thursday, 02:35 CET |
2000-02-10
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Two somewhat new movies on a Spanking New Movies Page, and one added regular, HannaFate. And I added some info on "crutīs" death. Nothing new if you tune in to ABPG, But itīs there. Check it out.
And, ummm... sorry for sounding so dizzy on the last update... Howībout this Quote:
"Blablaaaa - Split it to three, This to decrease the size of the pages, to increase the dl time for each page..."
Decrease the size of a page to make it DL slower??? Wouldnīt I have to INCREASE it to make it dl slower??? And most importantly, WHY in the hell would I want my pages to dl slower???
SheeeZ!!! Weeell, I guess it made sense at the time...
:-)
/ColinZeal
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Friday, 04:27 CET |
2000-01-28
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FINALLY an Update ayeh??? I feel the same. Iīve been working alot during december and first half of january... and after that Iīve been resting, kinda, mostly by watching a shitload of dvdmovies... + working a bit, but not as much as before... :-). But now itīs time for an update.
I redesigned the (now old) "Posts page" and turned it to Pages. Split it to three, This to decrease the size of the pages, to increase the dl time for each page. AND most Importantly, I added Lots of New Posts!!!
This site will need some more tweaking, which I will be doing during the upcoming weekend.
So, for now, Ta-ta!
/ColinZeal
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