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This page (and the following "Archives Page") contains pictures downloaded from the infamous Newsgroup alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque (from now on, ABPG). Some of these pictures might (propably) be the grossest pics you´ve ever seen.

When these kinds of pics are uploaded to the Newsgroup (NG) sometimes someone finds a funny angle or a bad joke (REALLY Bad, you´ll know what i mean...) to go along with that picture. This usually cracks me up... Or just creates a smile on me... :-)

Now the idea with this page is to preserve those funny posts for coming generations of fans of bad, tasteless jokes...
The idea is NOT to take over for alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque.

What kind of NG is ABPG??? The Official Faq refers to the NG as follows:


"It is a Usenet newsgroup devoted to, but not necessarily limited to, pictures of "the 6 Ds": death, disease, dismemberment, disfigurement, deformity, and decapitation."


So, it may seem strange that people would wanna look at those kinds of pictures... Many explanations have been given why one would wanna do that.

I can say for myself that I DO NOT get sexually aroused by these kinds of pictures, (I´m highly normal... besides, i don´t think anybody following this NG does... Hmmm... Maybe a couple but i´m not getting deeper into that ;-)) i just wanna see weird stuff. That´s the best explanation i can give you.


"Enjoy"...
;-)



NOTE: All these posts are supposed to include a big " :-) " But they are not required because we all know we are kidding...
ok?
ALSO: If the combination of words like death, pics, dismemberment doesn´t click, well, then read this below...


THIS PAGE CONTAINS PROPABLY SOME OF THE MOST SICKEST MATERIAL THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!! NOW, IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN´T HANDLE GUTS, CHOPPED OFF HEADS, GORE, BLOOD ETC ETC, DON´T SCROLL DOWN!!!

THIS IS THE LAST WARNING...





Ok, let´s start:


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NOTE: You can mail me your own comments by clicking "Submit" after the last comment (don´t forget your handle, i gotta credit someone :-)). PLEASE don´t change the subject-line. Start Brainstorming!
:-)

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Title: "Isaac Newton comes to da hood"
From: Byker
Posted: 2004-12-06

"Text in post":
According to his laws of physics, the ho' and the flower pot will hit the ground at the same time...



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Title: "Vive La French"
From: Roger J Dillon
Posted: 2004-12-10

"Iver Setah Goatlips":
The "Suck 'em to death" squad.

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Title: "ABPG: hygiene 2"
From: ;P lick
Posted: 2005-03-28

"Hairy Antelope":
What the (*^!(^#!@ is that ???

"P lick":
Hours and hours of amusement!
*pop* *sqeeeeeze* *splut* *pop* *pop*!

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Title: "ABPG OT - Mercy Wins"
From: Llace
Posted: 2005-03-28

"P lick":
Terri's Blog!



http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

(ColinZeal: Bigger version of the pic for no particular reason, here . Laugh. It´s funneee. No really, it really is. I wouldn´t put it up otherwise. Come on, click it.)

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Text in Animation: You call this living? LET ME DIE


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Title: "Found another male ...."
From: Hairy Antelope
Posted: 2005-03-17

Well, at least I *think* it's a male ....

"Goat Tosser":
An argument in favour of infanticide.
(ColinZeal: "infanticide" = the crime of killing a child)

"Hairy Antelope":
Now now ..... that could be said about probably 40 or so percent of the world population - why pick on him ...

"Iver Setah Goatlips":
Cuz he can't fight back.

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Title: "Accident prone ...."
From: Hairy Antelope
Posted: 2005-03-16

Guess this guy was an accident just waiting to happen ...

"Goat Tosser":
Yeah, you gotta hand it to him.

"aHole":
Ladies and gentlemen....Give him a hand!!!

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Title: "The truth please about this picture??????????"
From: U.S. Marshall
Posted: 2000-01-13

"Medic415":
After 18 nyears as a paramedic, I would say this actually is the real thing. Based on facial distortion, exposed jaw (note teeth at lower left), exposed bone below right orbit, laceration patterns, tongue exposed to tracheal opening, etc....in other words, this guy is TRULY FUCKED, and unless he finds an equally disfigured chick, it may be the last time he ever gets fucked!

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Title: "ABPG: Reposts And Fills--decap3.jpg"
From: Little_Dirty_Johnny
Posted: 1999-06-09

"John Tuuri":
I like the guy in the back, "Oh, this IS going to suck!"

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Title: "ABPG assassination"
From: «¥Ø¿?Æ¡!§†°¾ºÇ®»
Posted: 1999-08-28

"Tim Cannon":
"Sonofa...thats gonna leave a mark! "

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Posted: 1999-09-01

"Blue":
I'm thinkin' about the lucky 14 year old holdin' the camera !

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Title: "SCAN - whiskers.jpg"
From: melvin
Posted: 1999-10-15

"Antney":
I can handle anything you have to show me but I just can't stand to see an animal that has been hurt or killed. Mutilated babies are hilarious, however!

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Description of Picture: A partly shaved black cat after an operation.


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Title: "me. after looking at all this shit!"
From: matthew neel
Posted: 1999-10-18

"Mike Ovitz":
Matrix meets Jackass

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You HAVE TO see the bigger version of this picture!!! Study his facial expression... Click it!
/ColinZeal


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Title: "ABPG: A few craniofacial anomalies- cs20.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 2000-01-17

"Janet Davis":
Another kid who just can’t believe its not butter

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Title: "ABPG: A few craniofacial anomalies- f035202.jpg"
From: neff
Posted: 2000-01-17

"williamarp":
if i had a dog with a face like that, i`d shave it`s ass and walk it backwards.

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Title: "- tasteless.net tasteless murder - muerte54.jpg(1/1) 31112 bytes"
From: tasty@newsguy.com
Posted: 2000-04-20

"Charlie Brown":
He will have to find another way to get into the U.S. now.

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Title: "TAKE THE BOMB FOR hitler"
From: Craig
Posted: 2000-07-20

"Spineboy":
One nut Hitler is asking if he can suck this soldiers cock for saving his life. Note the secret gay handshake..

"Tim":
"You're not hurt, you should see what I do to the Jews."

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Text in Picture: Heil hitlers in Dr Roland Freisler´s court room where the bomb-plot conspirators against Hitler were tried. Hitler´s narrow escape from death seemed to offer him a gleam of hope. Here he commiserates with an officer wounded by the bomb attack on his headquarters.


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Title: "OK OK this visually, might be off topic, but just had to share it .. Was in my local paper yesterday .. sorry if it upsets some of you .."
From: Craig
Posted: 2000-07-09

"booboo":
I may not be a good pilot, but I'm a heck of good golfer.

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Title: "picture flood ::File 010 of 917: arm2610.jpg"
From: Joe Smith
Posted: 2000-12-28

"A1motorhead":
I want to see the pic the other guy is taking

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Title: "REPOST - (Flood) to get HillBelly up to speed - File 59 of 65 - crash2.jpg"
From: Br'er Rabid
Posted: 2004-10-08

"Bastard":
Your one Sorry ass SON OF A BITCH I hope your Stupid Ass BUSTES your FUCKING Maggot Ass brains out... and breaks your stinking Time x watch In the Process DIE AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU DICKWEED

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Title: "ABPG as requested - kidz [43/91] - ear_neck.jpg (1/1)"
From: Thumbunny
Posted: 2004-09-06

"Ac":
auuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

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Title: "Whistlin' Willy - 1 attachment"
From: Iver Setah Goatlips
Posted: 2004-06-03

"Comment in Post":
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhat're you lookin' at?

"ColinZeal":
Don´t even bother to submit any combinations of "Making faces/stuck like that" comments. ...unless you want me to stab you in the face with a knife over the internet.

"Babaji":
At every birthday party Frank was always asked to blow out the candles.


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Title: "ABPG: Interior decorating"
From: BigNerdBoy
Posted: 2001-06-02

"Evnvchfn":
That used to be my friend's roommate. I'd recognize him anywhere.

"Malissa Hagerty":
Nah, It aint loaded.

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Title: "Some fucking retard at OZ fest (and here's his brother)"
From: mhirtes
Posted: 2001-07-10

"Khaos":
Please place any metal objects in the tray and step through the metal detector...

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