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| THE MARS CHRONICLES |
 Be a guest writer |
| Show the world that your brain has evolved since prehistoric times. The funniest and yet most serious guest book on the web. |
| Read Chapter 12 |
| The guest writers voice their true opinions about the universe, clothes, gateways to other dimensions, signs and autopsies. |
| Read Chapter 11 |
| The guest writers talk down the importance of Martian rays, space bats, last words, this chapter, and things going on while in suspended animation. |
| Read Chapter 10 |
| The guest writers express opinions about space bacteria, colours, services, metamorphosis, and things well worth listening to. |
| Read Chapter 9 |
| The guest writers reveal secrets about electrostatic discharge, enemies, credit card numbers, robotic pets, and things well worth seeing. |
| Read Chapter 8 |
| The guest writers whine about age, fleeing neighbours, favourite scenes, the big bang, and garments. |
| Read Chapter 7 |
| The guest writers talk about spontaneous combustion, Windows 2500, wrestling, butter vs. cats, and turning-points. |
| Read Chapter 6 |
| The guest writers keep bragging about talking cows, awkward moments, voices, past lives, the next chapter, and goals. |
| Read Chapter 5 |
| The guest writers explain everything about complaints, stolen bodies, wind tunnels, cows, the next chapter, and happiness. |
| Read Chapter 4 |
| The guest writers tell us about torture, fruit, cooking, parallel universes, sounds from Mars, and impulses. |
| Read Chapter 3 |
| The guest writers share their experiences of mimes, ice age, crop circles, alphabet soup, and navel lint. |
| Read Chapter 2 |
| The guest writers exchange ideas about headlines, fire, memories, frozen lavatory waste, and time. |
| Read Chapter 1 |
| The guest writers discuss childhood, amazing things, paranoia, and second thoughts. |
