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Name: That guy who's always at the coffee shop - Thursday April 5th 2001 02:29:07
E-mail address: gundainium_195@hotmail.com
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? Probably, but first i'd try carbon dating.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? Because it means Godzilla is comin, but wait... He's my friend.
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? The part where the guy dies screaming with... sharp things... in his head... uh, yeah.
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? Sleeping... I think, but I may have been at the Coffee shop
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? What does it mean when you hear a very loud "VOOMP!" ?
This week, I've been mostly wearing My favorite Hawiian Shirt


Name: Gobeläng - Thursday April 5th 2001 11:13:26
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? No, I would just look for my "best-before date" tattooed on the back of my neck below the phone number of consumer questions and comments.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? I would assume that it was the arrival of my collection of records, tapes, videos, CD roms, and CDs- I guess if it happened I would be quite happy, but I would have to worry about what would happen once the neighbours got back.
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? The crazy subtitles, they seemed to be from a completely different film with references to mutant nuclear animals and things exploding.
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? What I am always doing, beating up the alarm clock in the attempt to get a little more sleep.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "If your sex-life was an animal which animal would it be?"
This week, I've been mostly wearing a cloth on my head like "D.P. Gumby".

Comments:
Due to too much life, and too many quality shows like "Bang bang it's Reeves and Mortimer" (with subtitles, so I can understand them better) I have been delayed in signing this brilliant guestbook.


Name: chad - Wednesday April 4th 2001 06:16:56
E-mail address: flyingeagle@yahoo.com
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? yha
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? because i might be dead
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? never saw it
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? on the toilet
This week, I've been mostly wearing red


Name: Michelle - Wednesday April 4th 2001 01:15:35
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? Well of course ! Thats the only Sensible option
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? Because then they'd actually would have to leave the house. And you dont know my neighbours
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? The love scene of course !
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? The bathroom
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? What color are my socks ?
This week, I've been mostly wearing The day befores newspaper folded into a bikini


Name: Kosh - Wednesday April 4th 2001 01:03:07
E-mail address: theestarchild@aol.com
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? I have no legs.. I am a Vorlon.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? The avalanche has already started... it is too late for the pebbles to vote..
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? When the chicken got up and started dancing with the scrambled eggs then the man with the face came in and stabbed the guy who was smoking up.
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? Riding that one atom that collided into the other to create the BANG.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Robotic Pets: Cool novelty items or secret recording devices used by the New World Government to see who is faithful to their cause and who isn't so that an accurate nullification can occur of all infidels?
This week, I've been mostly wearing ... an encounter suit.

Comments:
There is a whole.. in your mind..


Name: DENNIS EVANS - Wednesday March 21st 2001 05:16:50
E-mail address: DEOUTLAWS@AOL.COM
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? NO
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? NO
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? NO
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? ASLEEP
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? AGE
This week, I've been mostly wearing UINFORAN


Name: billy - Saturday March 17th 2001 07:14:36
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? I wont forget, I'm 11.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? I'd be glad, theyre weird anyway
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? I didnt like that movie at all
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? My dad says he never had a tire blow out
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? smart ones
This week, I've been mostly wearing my scout uniform

Comments:
I hope I passed your intelligence test. billy


Name: LOC PHAM - Tuesday March 13th 2001 12:39:02
E-mail address: LOCPHAM@PRODIGY.NET
Homepage URL: http://DONTBOTHER.COM
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? NO, BUT MY LEG HAIRS ARE BIG ENOUGH, SO I'LL CUT THOSE.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? THE CITY FOLKS PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY OUT HERE BEAUSE OF THEM
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? ALL OVER THE PLACE (AS ATOMS)
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
This week, I've been mostly wearing A BUNNY SUIT WITH FUZZY TAIL

Comments:
GOD ALLOWS U-TURNS, BUT IF YOU SEE HIM JUST WAVE YOUR HAND AND WALK AWAY.


Name: GI Joe - Saturday March 10th 2001 06:54:45
E-mail address: OgarglingO@aol.com
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? I would rather cut off your wee wee
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? Because they've been dead for 10 years
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? The part where the bacon is screaming along with the guy
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? In between big and bang
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? would you consider quiting your job and doing this full time?
This week, I've been mostly wearing laminated plastic

Comments:
no comments at this time.


Name: Ivant to suck your blood - Friday March 9th 2001 02:43:22
E-mail address: lestatesque@aol.com
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? I would have to sacrifice my identical twin for this purpose, regretfully.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? Why wouldn't it? Is this some kind of cover up?
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? Actually, thats what the doctors were screaming, they tried to convince me that it was only a movie playing during surgery, but I know bettter.
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? I was there, taking pictures for NASA.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? I've always wanted someone to ask me that, thanks.
This week, I've been mostly wearing sheeps clothing...

Comments:
This is truly orgasmic, the freedom of thought, no matter how ridiculous, we are so fortunate to be able to do any of this without spending cell time with the Marque De Sade.


Name: kali - Saturday March 3rd 2001 01:46:51
E-mail address: cordova187@hotmail.com
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? Already did my friend!
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? naaa.....i ate my neighbours two days ago
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? WHEN THE GUY SCREAMED!!!
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? Pulling the trigger
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? question?
This week, I've been mostly wearing skin

Comments:
what was I doing this for.....?


Name: Jared Skinner - Saturday March 3rd 2001 11:22:18
E-mail address: vivajared@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://I HAVE A LOSS FOR WORDS HERE.TV
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? no, i'LL JUST COUNT THE GREY HAIRS
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? BECAUSE THEY OW ME THREE FINEY
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? Probly the part when he died with sharp things in his head
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? I was about to tee up with Darwin and Lucifer on hole 9
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Did u just grab my ass
This week, I've been mostly wearing About the wales I don't think they have enough water to drink

Comments:
Ya, I want to know if the face on the moon and the face on mars are related


Name: jordon - Wednesday February 28th 2001 11:45:40
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? no way
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? it wouldn't
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? yup
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? i dont know
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? why is mars red
This week, I've been mostly wearing shorts


Name: dunya wren - Sunday February 25th 2001 01:37:58
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? no
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? it wouldn't
This week, I've been mostly wearing clothes


Name: jen - Tuesday February 20th 2001 03:27:05
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? no, probably not but ya never know with me
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? no i dont think so
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? never heard of it
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? i cant tell you
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? i dunno
This week, I've been mostly wearing jeans

Comments:
cool website


Name: vishaal bhat - Friday February 9th 2001 04:32:46
This week, I've been mostly wearing TUNA FISH


Name: Alice - Monday January 29th 2001 10:16:02
E-mail address: Freigeist@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/frei_geist
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? If I ever forget how old I am, I don't think I'd want to know.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? It would be obvious to me that Nazi Surfers were invading and I should run too.
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? The credits
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? Driftin blissfully amongst the ethers until that stupid evolution thing had to go and start. Darwin is such a jerk.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? How many toes do you have? are any of them subcutaneous?
This week, I've been mostly wearing socks

Comments:
I like the site, and love the guest book. it has inspired me.


Name: The Editor - Friday January 19th 2001 05:50:17
Homepage URL: http://marstraveller.cjb.net
If you ever forget how old you are, would you cut off your leg and count the rings? It sounds like a brilliant idea. Unfortunately it's too late - I have a very bad memory and nothing more to cut off. My computer is voice controlled.
Why would it worry you to find out that your neighbours fled inland hours ago? I would be worried that I had neglected my personal hygiene.
Your favourite scene from the movie 'Die screaming with sharp things in your head'? The scene in the dark room was unforgettable! The hero's match gave as much light as a 100 W light bulb. A very realistic description!
Guest question from Wah Tze Tuya: Where were you during the big bang? I was frantically stamping on the fuse.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter?"
This week, I've been mostly wearing a straitjacket.

Comments:
My utter lack of a social life has resulted in this first entry.


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