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Roddy - 24-Nov-00 08:31 PM
Email: redshift@ftc-i.net
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? My wife came running in with a stick and a bag of marshmallows.
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? My brain would spontaneously combust.
Is wrestling fixed? Nope. Still broken.
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? Hmmm. I'll be right back... here kitty kitty...
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Are redheads really Martians, and is their hair just covered with iron oxide?


Wah Tze Tuya - 14-Nov-00 02:31 AM
URL: http://www.geocities.com/wah_tze_tuya/
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? I left out the .com in my URL!!!
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? Abort error systems failure
Is wrestling fixed? no, yes, maybe.
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? It would fall up.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Why did you sign my guest book twice?
That's it! From now on I'll remember the .com!!!

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Dyuk Dyuk


Wah Tze Tuya - 14-Nov-00 02:19 AM
URL: http://www.geocities/wah_tze_tuya/
Email: wah_tze_tuya@wenatchee.net
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? The sprinklers went off and ruined my computer!!!
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? all your files would be deleted
Is wrestling fixed? Its real, really it is.
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? It would go splat.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Where were you during the big bang?
That's it! From now on I only eat the green ones!

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Relativity is a conspiracy theory. No speed limits.
Great site! how about some photos of life on europa...


Anthony - 12-Nov-00 10:38 PM
Email: Pimpskatin247@aol.com
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? in a fire next door
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? My brain would be flooded with viruses
Is wrestling fixed? yes and no
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? it lands on its head
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Are you gay

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I wanna see some pictures of the face on Mars. REAL ONES


alien # 187468773468 from Mars - 29-Oct-00 05:06 PM
Email: volleyballjack13@aol.com
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? isn't that when you smoke too much u know i'm just learning this earth thing
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? what windows? we have doors 2500... I'd probably spontaneously combust and then smoke a cigarette and then say error error ! reboot system in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ....... system failure and then spontaneously combust!
Is wrestling fixed? ya right..... u guys are really funny!
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? SPLAT! hey kids we got Chinese cat sandwiches for dinner!!!!
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? if a mammal (humans) can spontaneously combust can a cat? how bout a buttered cat?
That's it! From now on i'm not going to eat chinese cat sanwiches, they give me gas and i spontaneously combust!!!

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hmmm i don't have any comets but there are some lets see here, Halley, Hysekeiu(some japanise one that i can't spell!), Hale Bop oh and speaking of Hale Bop those guys with the purple triangle blanket thing are up here!!!!!


Jack - 29-Oct-00 04:13 PM
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? i burned up wait a sec i shouldn't be here!
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? i'd be really smart
Is wrestling fixed? no ?
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? good question well if it can lick it off fast enought then it should be able to land on it's feet!
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? is there really a man on the moon cause it sure does look like it!
That's it! From now on is this gonna make me smarter ? i play solitare alot !

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this site is funny did elvis really go to mars?cool!


Mary - 01-Oct-00 10:27 AM
Email: vanfranklinstein@aol.com
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? I quit smoking
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? computers would grow tails and eat bananas
Is wrestling fixed? yes yes and yes
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? butter splatter
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? what happen to tiny tim after miss vicky
That's it! From now on butter the cats belly

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Thanks for letting me be schizo for just a few moments


Kate - 13-Sep-00 11:45 PM
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? Brittany Spears got into the top 10.
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? I wouldnt be able to install Netscape. (really, could I afford to pay Bill Gates $200000000 ???)
Is wrestling fixed? no, there is absolutely no possible way it could EVER happen....
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? you go make a sandwich with the leftover bread.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? If soccer players wear polo shirts, what do polo player wear?
That's it! From now on play fair in fair play.


Ed - 06-Sep-00 11:21 PM
Email: eddie.duffy@bigfoot.com
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? I resolved that that candlelit supper of baked beans was a VERY bad idea.
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? I would keel over and die, the victim of "Gates' Legacy", the ironic condition of Windows 2500 not being Y2.5K compatible. (Small comfort to me that it's due to be fixed in Service Pack 6, estimated delivery date November 2502.)
Is wrestling fixed? No way ... wrestling is a genuine sport!!! And the Pope's Welsh, Jehova's Witnesses are welcome to call on me anytime and Celine Dion is a gifted and charismatic entertainer...
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? There is a blinding white flash, the Universe implodes, and the Big Bang starts all over again. Somewhere, in a dingy room strewn with discarded pizza boxes, a blue screen displays the message "Integer divide by zero at 0FF81D00". From the back of the room, a white-robed, bearded figure turns towards the screen and exclaims "Oh bugger! Never tested for that one".
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "Whilst being probed by aliens on an operating table, you inadvertently fart very loudly. How do you cover up this potentially embarrassing faux pas?"
That's it! From now on I'll act sane. That'll fool 'em.

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This summer I a' been mostly eatin' ... falafel!


Tanus - 05-Sep-00 12:41 AM
Email: tanusathome@hotmail.com
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? my cigs went up in smoke
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? I would have a fatal incompatabilty error and would have to reboot
Is wrestling fixed? HAH, right !!!....as if
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? It licks off the butter....clever these cat things
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to do the same ?
That's it! From now on i will get a life

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IF VEGETARIANS EAT VEGETABLES, WATCH OUT FOR HUMANITARIANS.......IF GOD WANTED US TO BE VEGERATIONS, WHY DID HE MAKE ANIMALS MEAT FLAVOURED ?


Ms Catsbottom - 01-Sep-00 09:43 PM
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? I sent the nearest star into a huge super nova which erased life on my home planet.
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? My virus guard program would naturally start making all sorts of noises before my whole body froze and then would have to be re-booted.
Is wrestling fixed? No it's very, very, broken.
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? It gets really pissed off! I know I will never try that again!
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "Do you think our pets are observers from other worlds and are going to judge us for what ever heinous crimes against humanity nature and the world?"
That's it! From now on no more wire hangers!!!

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Forgive me for this but I think the virus is causing problems with my brain. I think my clone will take my place when I can't think of anything new. I love answering your questions.


The Editor - 01-Sep-00 01:47 PM
URL: http://marstraveller.cjb.net
What happened last time you spontaneously combusted? I set my car on fire which made me late to work.
In the future when your brain is hooked up to computers, what would happen if you downloaded and installed Windows 2500? I would turn blue and yell "A fatal exception OE has occurred at 0028:C000A89E in VXD VMM(01) + 0000989E! The current application will be terminated!"
Is wrestling fixed? No... and Elvis lives.
Guest question from Tanus: If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window? Since landning is out of question, the buttered cat will spin a few centimetres above the ground. This phenomena is called "perpetual motion".
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter?"
That's it! From now on I will never tumble dry my hair again!

Comments:
My utter lack of a social life has resulted in this first entry.


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