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Rodney Williams - 31-Aug-00 07:47 PM
URL: http://www.relaypoint.net/~rodney
Email: rodney@relaypoint.net
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? It tipped me over.
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? Install a bungee cord on my neck
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? Why you asking me, McDonalds has two of them and they'er golden
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? Being a fart was cool. I was born into the world fast and abruptly, and faded away slowly.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? What are you doing with my mothers underwear on your head?
It has always been my goal to find two cars with the turn signals blinking at the same time.

Comments:
I fart because the wind is like a horse, it must be broken.


nancy - 22-Aug-00 02:41 AM
Email: maine600@aol.com
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? asked him how much a gallon of milk is
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? fall on the ground and squeal like a bird
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? i'd start building, look what happened to noah
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? the other one, it cost less, was more fun, and didnt have to be home on time
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? how many clouds can you jump across before falling thru
It has always been my goal to to act like and idiot and get away with it


Eric - 17-Aug-00 06:10 PM
Email: cydonianwolf@cs.com
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? I talked back.
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? Put it on a leash.
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? Sir, yes, sir!
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? I don't even remember what happened yesterday.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter?
It has always been my goal to Set a goal for myself.

Comments:
Yes, my comments.


Jason Tobias Hedgecock - 12-Aug-00 01:20 AM
Email: jhedgecock@above.net
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? I bought an imitation rolex.
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? Play it off like I meant to do it.
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? They know how lazy I am.
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? I had the plague. I liked that.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? What grade marijauna was grown in Atlantis?
It has always been my goal to artificially inseminate myself.

Comments:
How much wood could a pecker wood peck if a pecker wood could peck wood?


Tanus - 23-Jun-00 12:28 PM
Email: tanusathome@hotmail.com
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? I asked it for the winner of the three thirty at Ascot....it lied and I lost my house...Tip: Never trust a talking cow !!!
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? Run around like a headless chicken
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? Ask them to pay for the wood
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? When I was Elvis
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it from a window ?
It has always been my goal to have a goal

Comments:
their coming to take me away...ha ha


bob - 20-Jun-00 07:04 PM
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? nothing
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? die
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? build an ark
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? I forgot
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? should I commit suicide
It has always been my goal to get laid

Comments:
this is pretty dumb


justin brown - 25-May-00 03:24 AM
Email: Justinb918@cs.com
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? sorry,but i never have
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? I dont get it
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? I would build a ark
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? I havent had eny past lives and if you do your wierd
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? when am I going to go to mars
It has always been my goal to have a good mission to mars and back but unfortanatly I am only 10

Comments:
I am glad that this is on the enternet,becouse there are a lot of mars lovers encluding me in the world and they can use somthing funny like this keep up the good work bye


Miss Catsbottom - 14-May-00 12:52 PM
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? Avoided spending more time in the sun, reduced my sugar intake, and asked the cow how it felt about the treatment of other cows in the present time.
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? Inspect it for dents, and then weld it on, because I canít stand it when I loose my head.
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? I would have to go back and do everything that they told me to do earlier, for example move to the North Pole, be a pop star, kill Hollywood ( the entire city), and then build the ark. I like to follow my voices in an orderly way.
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? I really like the past life as a Godess in Asia. It was rather comforting to me to be considered as ageless, timeless and deathless, as well as the ability to tell people what to do, and they would actually do it!
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Do people actually listen to the songs they vote for in the Eurovision song contest, rather than have the volume turned down and watch tone-deaf little girls singing crappy songs?
It has always been my goal to stop seeing things the way I see them and understand what makes people follow the "norm".

Comments:
I was walking along a street when I suddenly found myself looking for a "Dr.Who" film buried beneath a mountain of broken crockery which is about 300 years old, suddenly I saw I talking cow from the future who told me that my search was less than futile and told me to go and look in New Zealand- I laughed and laughed when I discovered that it was really the "Arctic Prince" in a cow outfit! How amazing that was, but I became rather outraged to find out he got to the film I had unearthed first with plans to keep it for himself! Maybe I will see it some day! Great Guest Book!


Stew Rorer - 06-May-00 05:49 PM
Email: srorer@att.net
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? Told it to go back.
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? Tighten the ribbon around my neck.
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? Tell them it's already been done.
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? All of them.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? None of the above
It has always been my goal to Stamp out humorless entities.

Comments:
Liked those Mars pictures. Much more entertaining than NASA's.


Bob - 26-Apr-00 10:22 AM
Email: Bob@the internet
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? I questioned it as to how it felt to have four stomachs, and did it think that with some sort of gene splicing therapy, would four stomachs be useful in a human?
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? Smile wistfully, and try to reattach it if my prostethic limbs had not fallen off also.
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? This question is not applicable, as the voices in my head have never all been in enough agreement to issue one single command at a time.
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? The seventh one back, because it was good.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? if you have to ask, you will never know.
It has always been my goal to chlorinate the gene pool, if you know what i mean.


Nicky - 16-Apr-00 10:09 PM
Email: Nickycake@aol.com
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? kissed it and asked it to marry me
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? quitely put it back on and hope no one noticed
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? build one
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? when i was rat during the black plague i got to eat anything i wanted to
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? how much wood could a woodchuck chuck...?
It has always been my goal to marry a sultan and rule the world

Comments:
this page really sucks what idiot invented it?


DEJAY - 13-Apr-00 07:27 PM
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? I WAS WATCHIN TV
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? I WOULD BE DEAD
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? I WOULD TELL THEM TO GET LOST
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? I DONT KNOW
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? WHY DO YOU SUCK
It has always been my goal to BE AN ACTOR

Comments:
NOT BAD


The Editor - 10-Apr-00 05:01 PM
URL: http://marstraveller.cjb.net
What happened last time you saw a talking cow from the future? That was years ago. I remember I asked for an adequate dictionary in the nearest book store. Then all of a sudden I was abducted by men in white coats. Last week my therapist agreed to reduce the medication and give me a shirt with buttons.
What would you do if your head fell off in awkward moments? I would probably fix it with a huge nail through my head, even though it would make it quite difficult to pass the security check at airports.
What would you do if the voices in your head commanded you to build an ark? I honestly don't know. Should I listen to the voices and build an ark and wait for men in white coats to come and get me, or should I risk being left behind by my competitors by playing sane and ignore the voices?
Guest question from Julie-Marie: Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why? I really enjoyed being an ancient astronaut. The pyramids were interesting - and ridiculously easy - to build (with a little help from Elvis). Still nobody knows how I did it.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter?"
It has always been my goal to become the supreme ruler of the world.

Comments:
My utter lack of a social life has resulted in this first entry.


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