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Saarah - 08-Apr-00 07:31 PM
Email: Enigma3881@aol.com
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? laugh
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? hoped it was better
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? yes
Why can't aliens resist cows? their powerful gas can be used as an energy source
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? what do they look like
I would be very happy if eveeryone went back to living primitively just needing to eat, sleep, have shelter, and reproduce

Comments:
Don't let the gov't know what and how many guns you have they will take them away like Hitler did. All cell phones have a tracking device. Don't get the aro star tracking device put in to your car, they will get you.


US - 01-Apr-00 06:22 PM
URL: http://www.dead.com/
Email: webelive!@aol.com
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? destroy them
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? depends
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? no
Why can't aliens resist cows? because there is so much of them
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? where the hell do I come up with these questions
I would be very happy if you would get a life

Comments:
this is really gay


mr happypants - 31-Mar-00 10:00 PM
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/pq/dougsmith69
Email: homeslice62
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? leave for the home planet
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? go home and let the forgery do my homework
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? yes actually i really have haha no joke
Why can't aliens resist cows? goes their butts hold the rare delicousy known as beef
I would be very happy if i was abducted by models from venus

Comments:
anyone who believes in aliens in THIS solarsystem is retarded man


Julie-Marie. - 28-Mar-00 04:27 AM
Email: EnlightenMe34@aol.com
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? Compliment them on their perception, and offer to put in a good word for them with the creator in exchange for their vow of silence since my mission here is very confidential.
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? I believe that's probably already happened - and I'm pretty pissed, because I'm sure they are enjoying themselves more than I am.
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? No, but it sounds like great fun.
Why can't aliens resist cows? Cows have big, beautiful eyes and are great listeners. They don't ask any questions. They love the outdoors.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Which of your past lives did you enjoy the most, and why?
I would be very happy if I could embrace the moon.

Comments:
Glad i stumbled into your site. Responses in previous chapters very enjoyable. I don't feel quite as alone now. There are others who ponder the serious questions, and still maintain a sick sense of humor.


Me - 23-Mar-00 10:45 PM
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? i'd dress up in a my sisters clothes dye my hair green and start raving like a lunatic
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? i'd go kick the ass who just took my body!!
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? yeah...it didnt work
Why can't aliens resist cows? it the utters!!!
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? i dunno
I would be very happy if someone put me in an assylum with some meatballs

Comments:
WHY DO I DO THINGS LIKE THIS!!!


Benny-Bill Toosch - 19-Mar-00 05:32 AM
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? Claim they are night feeders
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? show up at the same place and talk to myself
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? a few times
Why can't aliens resist cows? I would care for what reason?
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? What question would you ask in the next chapter
I would be very happy if you got a life


Patrick Duffy - 14-Mar-00 05:16 PM
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? Kick his ass.
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? There's no way you could ever forge a Patrick Duffy wooden leg!
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? Actually, about 5 minutes ago.
Why can't aliens resist cows? Cuz they're dead sexy! And once you have fat, you never go back!
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Ever sucked a d**k you didn't like before? (It's a trick question to ask a guy)
I would be very happy if Britney Spears would come to my front door naked right now! Oh shit, someone's there! Hold on... ahh nevermind, it's just my best friend...

Comments:
Uhh yeah...


Miss Catsbottom - 28-Feb-00 10:59 PM
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? (This happened to me once only they lodged a complaint with the City of Miami, and then it happened once again with the City of Chicago, really!!!!) Do what I did before and this is, move it and then wash it, then torture the neighbors by playing loud alien music with my band until all hours of the night!
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? I just dreamt that happened and I was dumfounded because I looked like an oversized Melanie Griffith, with that voice, ugh! I wanted my own body back, even though the other body had a good job with a decent wage, and office and her own home.
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? No, only tested my wind resistance against galeforce winds, to see how much force it would take before my suport beams would colapse.
Why can't aliens resist cows? I think it has something to do with why 2 out of 5 American farm boys can't resist cows!
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Something concerning crop circles in backhair, or the loss of time when confronted with crop circles on top of the head. Better yet "Have you ever thought you were a bridge?" or "Have you ever experianced a loss of time, and was it when you confronted a crop circle at the beach on someone's backhair?"
I would be very happy if I married an Arctic Prince.

Comments:
I think I am a bridge and have thought I was a bridge more than once. I can see this from the number of people who seem to like walking all over me, no wait, that is a doormat with "welcome" written on my back. Oh, sorry I am totally insane!!!


Emma - 28-Feb-00 10:09 PM
Email: xphile@barclays.net
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? ask if they'd ever experienced 'lost time'
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? if it was better i wouldn't do anything
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? erm, i think i'd go with 'no' on that one
Why can't aliens resist cows? cows are inherently stupid and therefore are excellent targets
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? I have no idea. I'm just answering. :)
I would be very happy if Saddam hussein was abducted and swapped for a guy who thinks eating rabbit pie is cruel because he can 'see their little faces' and feels guilty

Comments:
Pretty good for a guestbook, better than boring 'fill in your own crap' ones full of ... well, crap.


OJFHSPFD Or just ned - 23-Feb-00 03:24 AM
Email: I am communicating telepathicly.
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? I would abduct him just like the last time he did it.
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? Yes it's mandatory.
Why can't aliens resist cows? They are the only true threat to us. HAHAHA
I would be very happy if You humans would just give me the world.


RON - 22-Feb-00 07:53 PM
Email: FRC626
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? NOTHING
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? BE ANGRY
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? NO
Why can't aliens resist cows? GOOD MEAT
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? ARE YOU CRAZY
I would be very happy if I GOT LAID

Comments:
I WANT TO NAIL A MARTIAN CHICK,,, ARE THEY CUTE? GET BACK TO ME


snoop dogie dog - 08-Feb-00 04:04 PM
Email: Tayl149@aol.com
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? kill my neighbor
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? I'd hope it was a body that was extremy rich and beautiful ( pearly whites)teeth
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? oh yea, didn't work
Why can't aliens resist cows? they are lactose intolerant and want revenge
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Am I an Alien?
I would be very happy if I was transformed into a blue alien and sang "Blue" By Ifel 65 all day

Comments:
you should have funnier ?s And better pictures. Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mr. P.J. Watson, Esquire - 08-Feb-00 03:48 PM
Email: PWatson705@aol.com
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? build an electric fence
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? hope it is younger
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? bubble shapes don't work
Why can't aliens resist cows? they are milk deprived
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Do aliens need a green card
I would be very happy if This truth serum would wear off

Comments:
Purff, blooey, nixed, happoingly. OOps, sorry about my alien chatter. Sometimes I forget where I am. Till next time . . . Herxes.


The Editor - 08-Feb-00 02:31 PM
URL: http://internettrash.com/users/marstraveller/
What would you do if your neighbour mistook your car for a UFO and lodged a complaint with the landlord? I would probably wash the car and my neighbour's glasses.
What would you do if someone stole your body and replaced it with a forgery? I would test it in a wind tunnel before reporting the incident to the police.
Have you ever tested yourself in a wind tunnel to see if you are aerodynamic? Yes, I did this once when my body was stolen and replaced with a forgery.
Why can't aliens resist cows? Probably because they've seen cows jumping over the moon and want to learn more about their advanced space technology.
What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter?"
I would be very happy if the voices in my head would use a bit more appropriate language.

Comments:
My utter lack of a social life has resulted in this first entry.


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