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marty martin - 04-Dec-99 05:46 AM
My Email: silverfleet@earthlink.net
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? sexobjects
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? ejaculate
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? smoke another plant
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? wet or dry?
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? it comes from sinking a submarine in a wet cat and feeding it seamen
I'm afraid I'll never figure out most likely

Comments:
the government is lying to us again !! the mars lander / satellite is an immaculate success...it got where it had to go but was shot down by the martians, as they considered it a hostile intrusion... there is photgraphic proof at nasa !! i have seen it myself !! make the gov't talk !! no more hiding and lying !! the martians are cumming !!


CHADEY - 19-Nov-99 06:49 PM
My URL: http://cloud1
My Email: skarem12345@aol.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? a bunch of haters
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? catch the next shuttle to mars
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? call the guys who made them and hire them to crop my backyard
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? no,but when i do its in capital letters
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? that non -applicible for a true answer
I'm afraid I'll never figure out we all have to be afraid or nothing will be figured out.

Comments:
when are we going to mars or another planet. i want to be part of the space program.


I.P. Freely - 12-Nov-99 06:27 PM
My URL: http://I.Vanna P.com
My Email: vanna@hotmail.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? cretins
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? Get a new shampoo
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? tell my son to stop playin' in my pot in
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? Once
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? Astronauts
I'm afraid I'll never figure out how to fart

Comments:
hoopy hoppy hop


Amanda - 11-Nov-99 06:53 PM
My Email: Ammce77337@aol.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? brillant performers
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? run for my life, make a hat, and hide in a glacier until I die
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? sell them
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? no, but i've signed some documaents in my stomach
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality
I'm afraid I'll never figure out my reason for living


theCommander - 11-Nov-99 05:06 AM
My URL: http://internettrash.com/users/thecommander
My Email: thecommander@internettrash.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? They're from France aren't they??? I say 'Let's bomb France!'
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? I say 'Let's bomb 'em!'
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? Bomb 'em !
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? No, couldn't find the Soup with 'true type' fonts...
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? Research from the Bland Corporation suggests that the navel lint was caused by astronauts drinking too much 'Tang' .
I'm afraid I'll never figure out Why all my Airplanes were built by the 'lowest bidder' ? Second on the list was 'Why Navy ships are built from Steel' . Steel doesn't float...

Comments:
We figgured that the suggested life on Mars was a Commie plot...It was rumored that intelligent life was there until the Hubble photos turned up a Trailer Park and Wal-Mart there. But, you did not hear it from me. 'That is all' theCommander


Paul W. Collins - 11-Nov-99 12:28 AM
My Email: paul.collins@holloman.af.mil
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? unknown
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? put the fire out
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? start a search for miniture aliens
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? only a contract for Campbell's
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? poor fabric quality
I'm afraid I'll never figure out unified field theory

Comments:
Quiz needs a little work. . .


DEE411 - 10-Nov-99 12:48 AM
My Email: ANT@MORGAN.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? brilliant performers
I'm afraid I'll never figure out aliens

Comments:
Great web page!


Richard Cook - 08-Nov-99 07:35 PM
My Email: triad_two@yahoo.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? simply performers
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? blame it on guns and ban all guns that do not pass an emmisions test
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? get new potted plants
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? no but i once signed one using navel lint
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? it is a ancent message from poor astronuts on the natural quality of the phenominon of fabric
I'm afraid I'll never figure out who came first the chicken....... or the rooster

Comments:
scotty beam me up.... there is no intelegent life on this planet


X2 - 22-Oct-99 09:30 PM
My Email: lunavirgohouse4@hotmail.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? The paper and glue expression of physical performance. The reason Atlantis sank to the bottom of the ocean never to be seen again!
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? Sue the manufacturer of my fire-proof conditioner and make them take the blame.
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? Check to see if I put my contact lenses in backwards.
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? No, just an award winning poem, and a few bank cheques. Nothing that was really that "important".
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? It's just a message that I should stop looking for it in someone's navel.
I'm afraid I'll never figure out "River Dance", the unnatural and international phenomenon.

Comments:
Thank you for saving me from drowning in a sea of ignorance! Shall I tell you about the time that the bank refused my signature because I signed with purple ink?


NRK_AlieN - 08-Oct-99 08:36 PM
My URL: http://www.geocities.com/nrkalien
My Email: nrkalien@hotmail.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? brilliant cretins
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? not eat the yellow snow
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? find the crickets that tried pulling a prank on me
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? yes
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? natural phenomenon discovered by ancient astronauts
I'm afraid I'll never figure out why I'm writing here.

Comments:
This page is funny but mine is better, it's a whole friggin' editorial parody on the x files


kristian johnson - 06-Oct-99 12:36 AM
My Email: iankrist@aol.com
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? Cretins, but BRILLIANT cretins.
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? I would have sex with the president and sell the story to divert attention away from the fact that I destroyed the world as we know it.
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? I would arrange the plants in such a fashion as to convince the aliens that I, with a brilliant stroke of gaming prowess, defeated them in the first interplanetary game of tic-tac-toe in the galaxy.
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? No, but sometimes Alpha-bits don't digest all of the way, and I'd SWEAR that sometimes my stools are talking to me.
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? Why are you people so damned exclusive? Navel lint has nothing to do with any of those things. Navel lint is a natural source of protein and it goes great with peas.
I'm afraid I'll never figure out when China is.

Comments:
I think I may have a chronic and dabilitating case of acute cretinism. I'm a cretin now and I was a cretin a long time before now, and the very fact that I'm not sure what cretinism means even proves my cretinism the more.


Caprice F. Paul - 08-Sep-99 12:00 AM
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? unhumans
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? sell it
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? sell it
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? no
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? bad dryer cycle
I'm afraid I'll never figure out Dixon


Dorian - 03-Sep-99 09:24 PM
My URL: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dunes/9844/geobook.html
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? I will refuse to answer this question on the grounds of self-incrimination, or the incrimination of people who I went to school with. In other words: couldn't you just ask me about Botu?
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? Stay tuned to CNN for the latest in news, weather and White House scandals.
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? Look to see if I vomited on them after unintentionally eating the "Chia Pet".
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? Yes, as well as coffee cup rings and oatmeal stains.
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? Neither, it's a sign of insanity and part of the mass abduction syndrom, which is a cover up of a cover up of the contact with alien intelligences. (Oh, who am I kidding, it's the blanket.)
I'm afraid I'll never figure out exactly what it is I will write next.

Comments:
I don't make a habit of vomiting in the potted plants, and I am very sorry I mentioned it. My utter lack of an imagination has led me to stop work on my webpage....at geocities.


The Editor - 02-Sep-99 11:25 AM
My URL: http://members.tripod.com/marstraveller/
Mimes - brilliant performers or simply cretins? I would definitely call them cretins, but who am I to judge...
What would you do if your hair was on fire and the toxic fumes triggered an ice age? I would buy new ice skates and a fire proof helmet.
What would you do if you found crop circles in your potted plants? I would call the National Enquirer and my therapist.
Have you ever signed an important document using alphabet soup? No, but my latest novel is written with alphabet soup.
Is navel lint a message from ancient astronauts or a natural phenomenon caused by poor fabric quality? I think it's a message from ancient astronauts saying "Hey, this shirt is crap!"
I'm afraid I'll never figure out why our Lord finds it important and worthwhile to move perfectly good hair from men's heads to their noses.

Comments:
My utter lack of a social life has resulted in this first entry.


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