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Prick O. Saurus - 07/31/99 17:54:33
My Email:prickosaurus@hotmail.com
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: Satan speaks to woman in produce aisle, says Elvis is being held hostage in the Bermuda Triangle by martians, the Loch Ness Monster and the ghost of Al Capone!
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: Cut the soles off my shoes, climb a tree and learn to play the flute.
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: Why would I want to? The anal probe was fabulous!
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: Start washing my phone.
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: What kind of a fucked up question is that? Do you know who you're talking to, here? I'll come down there and cut the SMILE off your FACE! You got that, TOUGH GUY?!
Lately I've been wondering: why I get so upset over esoteric postulations.
I knew it all along. I'm surprised they didn't find a commie flag up there somewhere. Or maybe they did...
Kathy Davidson - 06/24/99 02:15:58
My Email:KathMD2000
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: Alien baby says one word,"Elvis!"
Martian - 06/23/99 19:01:56
My URL:http://www.wheel-of-life.com
My Email:net_gamer98@yahoo.com
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: "Shocking Evidence shows that some people buy these papers!"
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: Take a picture and sell it to the National Enquirer
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: If I was, how would I know...
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: That reminds me, I have to go to the bathroom...
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: Yes
Lately I've been wondering: Why do I spend time on the internet
Very funny site. If you find intelligence on Earth, be sure to give me an e-mail.
Greeco Slothifia Mouse - 06/23/99 18:39:45
My URL:http://www.4dwebfx.com
My Email:dmcdade1@dreamscape.com
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: World's Biggest Baby (500lb.)
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: Let it burn, Baby! Yeah..
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: Daily...no...hourly!
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: Pay Homage
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: An Infinite Posibility of seguences
Lately I've been wondering: Where the hell is Waldo, anyways?!
Your site rocks! Funniest damn thing I've ever seen! Yeah..Baby! Yeah!
Caprice F. Paul - 04/08/99 20:01:34
My Email: none yet
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: pass
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: head for the wig box
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: no, it was grandfather
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: don't breathe
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: infinite probability
Lately I've been wondering: if I would ever get through to this site
It has taken me for ever to get here, and my first entry only got my name on it, as I was not familiar with how to work this. I have begun to mess this up! Not familiar with the word processing of this program. Only recognized this site from what
Dorian told me. Thought I was in the wrong place.
Eddie Duffy - 03/27/99 14:40:14
My Email:ed@ripley8.demon.co.uk
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: We get "The Sport" over here, which is a similar kettle of fish. My favourite is probably
"Woman Gives Birth To Twin Gorillas". With pictures!!
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: Take two bottles into the shower.
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: Damn right. Their cooking stunk.
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: Not stick around till it thawed, that's for sure.
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: Definitely infinite possibilities. If I thought everything was mapped out ahead of me I probably wouldn't bother getting up in the morning.
Lately I've been wondering: D'you reckon Bill Gates is good in the sack? (Oh dear! I worry about me sometimes.)
Hi! How's the weather on Mars? Hope Enigma, Elvis and the socks are faring OK!
Ed.
Antoniobot07 - 03/12/99 01:48:02
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/hall/4674
My Email:antoniobot07@geocities.com
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: cant remember.
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: pretend I was Jimmy Lee.
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: no, they are supressing their memories of having abducted me.
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: Laugh.
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: time slips by.
Lately I've been wondering: is my poodle digital?
Satan - 03/09/99 00:50:45
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: Kill myself
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: yes
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: Kill myself
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: yes
Lately I've been wondering: How to Kill Myself
Kill Me! Kill Me! Kill Me!
X2 - 02/07/99 21:29:49
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/southbeach/channel/7736
My Email:mercuryingemini@hotmail.com
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: Cat saves owner by dialing 911!!
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: Try to keep the style...
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: Are you kidding, I am the one who is responsible for all the abductions!!! All of them!!!
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: Watch more TV.
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: It's like DAT: a digital format on magnetic tape.
Lately I've been wondering: what happened to my big, "American" hair?
Still on Mars; I will be home soon, but will home still be, "there"....Look out for that insane woman, Dorian she must be a stalker or something, love X2!
Dorian - 02/06/99 20:45:53
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/dunes/9844
My Email:citybaby_dorian@yahoo.com
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: George Bush meets with extraterrestrial government leaders.
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: Switch to a new shampoo and/or use fire-proof conditioner.
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: No, I remember them quite openly; BTW no one ever probed me, or my cat, but they did examine my dreams and thought of them as "entertainment".
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: Sue Hotmail and Bill Gates and blame Y2K.
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: Time is like a web page....or a box of chocolate covered cherries.....you know if you follow the code.
Lately I've been wondering: What does it cost for a honeymoon on Mars?
Ok, you are not insane, but I will have to keep my eyes open when I sleep. Would you mind your first child being named "Blixtra"? What ever happened to X2? Did she actually move to Mars?
The Editor - 02/06/99 18:21:40
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dunes/2035/
Your favourite headline from the National Enquirer: Alien Pregnant by Elvis
What would you do if your hair was on fire?: I would travel with a circus.
Are you suppressing memories of being abducted by aliens?: No, I didn't mind being abducted; the probe thing was optional.
What would you do if frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet crashed through the roof and flattened your computer?: I would blame GeoCities' pop-up ads and watermark.
Do you see time as a sequence of events or a line of infinite possibilities?: I see Time as a magazine.
Lately I've been wondering: why all American ladies have big hair.
My utter lack of a social life has resulted in this first entry.