The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock
came around. The boss arrived and asked, "How many sales did you make
today?"
"One," said the young salesman.
"Only one?" blurted the boss. "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale
worth?"
"Thirty-eight thousand, three hundred and thirty-four
dollars," said the young man.
"How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well" said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small
fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I
sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked
him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he
would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold
him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his
Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the
car department and sold him a new 4-wheel drive."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold
all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
"No,"answered the salesman. "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his
wife and I said to him, "Your weekend's fucked, you may as well go
fishing."
