Pick up lines and what to say back

• I know how to please a woman.
• Then please leave me alone.

• I want to give myself to you.
• Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

• May I see you pretty soon?
• Don't you think I'm pretty now?

• Your hair color is fabulous.
• Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

• You look like a dream.
• Go back to sleep.

• I can tell that you want me.
• Yes, I want you to leave.

• Hey, baby, what's your sign?
• Do not enter or Stop.

• I'd go through anything for you.
• Let's start with your bank account.

• May I have the last dance?
• You've just had it.

• I would go to the end of the world for you.
• Yes, but would you stay there?

• Your place or mine?
• Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.

• Your body is like a temple.
• Sorry, there are no services today.

• Is this seat empty?
• Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

• What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
• What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

• Haven't I see you someplace before?
• Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

• If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
• If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.