The Cowboy and the Lesbian
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there
sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to
the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
horses, mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower,
watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked
him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
lesbian."
