A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said: "Disneyland left". After thinking for a moment, she said to herself, "Oh, well" and turned around and drove home again.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in the park. The brunette suddenly says, "Oh, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up and says, "Where?"
Have you heard about the blonde that gave birth to twins?
She wanted to know who the other man was...
Two blondes were standing in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
"Well, you better hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"