What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence!
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone!
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen!
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi and one to call, "Daaaaaaaady!"
What do you call it when 10 blondes stands ear to ear?
A wind tunnel!
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff!
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them!