A man with a 50 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable
to get any women to have sex with him, since they think his penis is too long
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch
who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man comes to the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 50 inches long and
I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him, "Pull it out and let me look at it."
The man uncoils his 50 inch penis. The witch stares in amazement, scratches her
head and then replies: "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is to go to
this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log. It can help solve
your dilemma. First you must ask the frog to marry you. Each time the frog declines your
proposal, your penis will be ten inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and sure enough,
there sat the frog on a log. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO".
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches shorter.
"WOW!" he screamed out loud, "This is great!" But the penis is still too long
at 40 inches, so he asked the frog once again.
"Frog, will you marry me?", he shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another
10 inches shorter.
The man laughed. "This is fantastic". He looked down at his penis again, 30 inches long, and
reflected for a moment. Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little less
would be ideal. So, grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out.
"Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head.
"NO...NO...and for the last time...NO!"