Welcome to IchiBichiKom - Home of the Spotless.

This website is managed entirely by one or several starving youths, provided solely for the benefit of those who enjoy a good laugh on the expense of others. Our cooperation with other, equally bilingual and aesthetically gifted people, provides us with the edge that distinguishes our very special performance from the crowd, however we are all still very poor.

The site is considered a potential safety hazard for the following reasons:

• The design, coding and navigation repeatedly fail to pass general surfing standards.
• Traces of cholera, brain decay and Trojan rabbits have been subliminally placed where you least expect it.
• The administrator has no mentionable knowledge of html or css whatsoever.
• Unspecified material has been convicted for murder of the acceptable amount of bad taste in the universe.
• The site is suffering from censorship terrorism and has absolutely no boundaries in the area.
• Non-dictionarial words may appear frequently in texts.
• The site is exceedingly bilingual.
• Content may inspire surfers to tendencies of strange jokes, references and insults.
• A number of people mentioned on the site have inexcusably ridiculous aliases.
• The administrator has been diagnosed with chronic cynicism as well as being a stuck-up know-it-all.
• It is far too easy to spam the administrator.
• The site contains personal opinions and some rather mindless formulations of them.
• The administrator pronounces the H in "herbs" and spells "color" with a U.
• In-jokes run the risk of not being explained.
• Quotes may be taken out of context.
• Excessive laughing may cause a shortage of oxygen in the brain, which in turn may lead to headaches, drowsiness and nausea.
• Material featured may cause stupidity and difficulties in forming comprehensible sentences.
• You may die (eventually).