Exc. 18:12

  Doctor Zjivago is sitting in his room, speechifying to his old bag about second-hand air. Or to be more specific: the used part of the air that she just, with a resounding »Hello!», let out from her bottom-trumpet.
  -Why the hell do you always have to break wind as soon as we have entered the bedroom and get undressed?
  -And you should call yourself a doctor, who doesn't even know that?
  -Yes, why?
  On this his discreete inquiry the doctor didn't get any response. He had to go to bed with the question as well as the boom-shit hanging unanswered in the, apart from that, acceptable bedchamber-air. And with a very well-sized clothes-peg i the nasal part of his face.

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