One time when I was wanking and just had launched the pie to hail down over yesterdays paper, I saw that I had made a very interesting article about cable-TV all messy. It dealt with satellites and what new channels we could expect to be introduced shortly through the tele-network. I was so fucking pissed off, that I swore a solemn oath, »by all that I held sacred», never to masturbate - EVER again! A promise that I actually kept for twenty eight whole minutes. |