Exc. 4:21

  To day I shall compose a quartet for piccolo, tenor violin, violoncello and motor cycle. The latter I consider being an undeservedly neglected instrument. The reason for this is surely to be found in yesterdays composer's lacking interest for this sonority box, and perhaps more than that - it's somewhat limited musical range. To be honest: that many octaves can't be played on it, after all. I have to admit that, but I don't think that's an acceptable reason for discrimination! How many octaves is your range, you reader-shit?
  The intro to the First Movement, approximately 20 bars, is consisting of a very complicated 1200cc-solo with kick start. After that the other sissy instruments starts hissing like wet sneak-farts. Well, you know, you are forced to add this kind of shit just because Mozart is so fucking popular.