What can I tell you
about pope Alexander VI
that hasn't already been told?
He and his mother were debating post-structuralism,
i.e. they were in bed screwing,
when suddenly a little man came in and said:
»The Moon as we see it today
is in fact only one quarter
of the original Moon.
The remaining three fourths
women has installed in their heads.»
With a light of revelation upon his face
the pope glanced at his mother:
»It's like I've allways said;
Knowledge is worst enemy of Eroticism!»