Exc. 2:13

  After turning a couple of previously dry and clean bathroom capets into soaking wet dish-cloths and returning to the living room, Incontinentius Plascus turned to his old bag and lifted his voice:
  -Nazism is a typical female phenomenon here in Sweden! Sweden's first female party leader, if you disregard Yngve Holmberg, was - and is - alas Vera Whoredsson in NRP. What can I say...
  -Yes alright! the old bag curtly interrupted. I ain't got time to listen to your yapping right now! I'll have to go and wring out the carpets on the loo!
  The Prostate-wretch abashedly lowered his eyes and switched the TV on. Already he felt a second wee-need coming up...

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