I
have in all my life
wanted to look like a moviestar -
Kurt Russel.
Imagine to utter the tough words:
-Call me snake!
in the beginning, and at the end exclaim:
-The name is Plissken!
...and the years went by...
I grew up and finally really became
the living replica of a filmstar,
but it wasn't Kurt Russel I came to resemble...
it was George Formby!
This is typical!
My buddy wanted to look like Burt Reynolds;
Now he's walking around like a spitting image of Cheetah!
And my sister,
who idolized Bo Derek's looks,
has grown a beard and caught a real bad cough -
she's now called »Lassie»!