Exc. 1:26

  I
  have in all my life
  wanted to look like a moviestar -
  Kurt Russel.
  Imagine to utter the tough words:
  -Call me snake!
  in the beginning, and at the end exclaim:
  -The name is Plissken!

  ...and the years went by...
  I grew up and finally really became
  the living replica of a filmstar,
  but it wasn't Kurt Russel I came to resemble...
  it was George Formby!

  This is typical!
  My buddy wanted to look like Burt Reynolds;
  Now he's walking around like a spitting image of Cheetah!

  And my sister,
  who idolized Bo Derek's looks,
  has grown a beard and caught a real bad cough -
  she's now called »Lassie»!

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