Exc. 1:22

  Mozart only composed merry wind-breakings! Philip Sidney wrote in one of his poems: »Leave me, O Love, which reachest but to dust; And thou, my mind, aspire to higher things...» East of Jerusalem, a long road sloapes gradually down between barren hills sprinkled with occasional Bedouin camps. It sinks 3800 feet, to a depth of 1300 feet below sea-level, and then emerges to give a panoramic vista of the Jordan Valley. Away to the left, one can discern Jericho.
  It was here, in the heart of Israel and of The Middle East, I found the truth. It was far too ungainly and extensive for one man to grasp - and least of all by an autodidact and a very imperfect self-taught man, I might add - so I just left it there. Maybe someone else could pick it up. I could see it blow away, northwards.
  Next time I realized the whole truth and nothing but... was in Bergen on the Norwegian west-coast. In one of the typical Hansea-houses from the 14th century in the harbour, it sat smack on the wall beneath a sign saying: »Methylated spirits! Six bushels for a farthing!» What was I supposed to do with it? I didn't know and I didn't care! I turned my walkman on and listened to a Metallica song. No, I knew for a fact that I had to settle for little truths, such as: Mozart didn't only compose merry wind-breakings! He only composed wet sneak-farts!

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