Exc. 1:16

  »Democracy is stupid!» That's the name of Martha Stewart's latest pamphlet, published by Smirkface and Smegma Inc. It will be released in the next few days in bookstores all over the country.
  In this treatise, America's perhaps greatest philophiler throughout history, sheds light on the set of problems connected to imbecility. In a number of short everyday-dramas (or as she prefers to call them: »jokes»), she points out the endeavour of inability, the dilemma of mankind, the aesthetics of distress, the inability of endeavour, the mankind of dilemmas and of course the distress of the aestheticism.
  The excitement is bearable. The tension is sufferable.

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