We in the UDF - The Union for Danish Fanatics - are of course behind you in your estimable project, mr Wretchardo Savonarola. We support every politic or religious movement or military group of any kind - as long as it is sufficiently extreme and fanatic. All of our lives are characterized by our fanatism.
  We've got members who refuses to eat just because the arable lands are being manured, and for that reason says that food is shit. Others in our organisation refuses to eat just because some farmers during the the Thirty Years War converted to catholicism. A third phalanx is starving because they want to show that they certainly not will be pushed around in any direction in this fucking society. No sir!
  All of the mentioned above will in the nearest few days die and thereby show their fanatic belief in their thing. We couldn't agree more with them.
  We also get very pleased when our members and supporting troops displays a nice developement from a simple and ordinary fanatism to a specialized, utter madness.
  Nothing delights us more than when some fighting organisation moves from drastic measures to desperate acts of violence, or when we can establish the fact that hysterical yelling has transformed into compulsive howling spasms. Do I need to tell you that we take sides with the women's-rights movement?
  Other crap we also back up is for example Danish Epileptic's Society, The Federation for the Furtherance of Danish Dental Care, The Ugandan Navy, Feminist Struggle for Less Whore-slush, Feminist Struggle for More Whore-slush, Feminist struggle for Shit, Feminist Struggle for Piss, Feminist Struggle for the Opression of Men, Feminist Struggle for the Opression of Women and finally Feminist Struggle for the Feminist Struggle's Own Sake...
  Give each and every fanatic one atom bomb each, and let them do whatever they want with it, and soon you vill find that the world in one stroke will be the only glass-sculpture in the whole of eternity that has become completely danishized.