Exc. 1:7

  Another time I wrote another unnaturalistic drama called »Pang». But I can delight the readers by saying that I'm now quite recovered. I am calm as a cucumber. I am calm as a bottle of Novalucol. I am calm as a Valium "in the size of a hockey-puck". I am calm as a lign. I am as calm as I am long. I am young.

PANG
Drama

IN THE PART: THE UNIVERSE

ACT I Scene 1

  (Darkness, silence. Suddenly everything flares up and explodes and particles scatters around in the auditorium at the speed of light. Plasma and magma and other manure bustles about.)

THE UNIVERSE: PANG!

THE END.

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