Exc. 1:5

  When Jesus needed to take a dump, really, really bad, he used to hold himself until it passed over. This was a trick he had learned from Melchior, Balthazar and Roger Bannister. I can assure you that these fellers never ran to the loo to squeeze out brown salamis from their bottom-mouths as soon as they felt the very slightest of relief-necessities. All good things are three - sissy hair-cuts and restrained crap-need.
  The master of sissy hair-cuts is Göran Sonnevi - and the number one restrained-number-two-cucumber's herald is, who else, but Jesus.

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