When Jesus needed to take a
dump, really, really bad, he used to hold himself until it passed over.
This was a trick he had learned from Melchior, Balthazar and Roger
Bannister. I can assure you that these fellers never ran to the loo to
squeeze out brown salamis from their bottom-mouths as soon as they felt
the very slightest of relief-necessities. All good things are three -
sissy hair-cuts and restrained crap-need. |