Exc. 1:4

  I have a dream! (...where's my manuscript?!)
...er ...that this nation will... er... rise up ...er ...something-something...
  Eh... yes, I have a dream!
...that I was walking down Main street, with no pants on!
  Yes, o Lord! I have a dream!!!
  That all men are created equal and have the same right,
to be naked in public!
  Halelujah! I have a dream...

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