The »Big bang»-theory
tells us that the whole Universe
started in a »Big bang».
This was pretty revolutionizing
when people first heard about it,
but even more epoch-making
I suppose my »Big slatt»-theory is,
which reveals that the whole lot will collapse,
(every single little piece of manure)
will end, in an enormous »Big slatt».
What will come thereafter is a little more uncertain,
but I'm not the one
to say it would be impossible
with yet another »Big bang»,
which in that case must be followed by a »Big slatt».
Then still another »Big bang»
and a »Big slatt».
A »Big bang»,
a »Big slatt».
»Big bang».
»Big slatt».
Bang!
Slatt!
Bang!
Slatt!
Bang!
Slatt!
and so on.
The Universe is very much like the foreskins
on the apes I saw at zoo when I was a kid.
Little did I know about the connection
between Cosmos and onanism...