Wednesday, November 16

Martha's Leather Pants

I saw Martha Stewart on "The Tonight Show" yesterday. She and Jay were cooking, and she was wearing leather pants. Now, I'm sorry Martha, I don't mean to hurt you feelings - but you don't look good in leather pants. Noone does, except Slash, Scott Weiland and other rock n' rollers, and I aint seen you howling into a mic lately. So please, Martha, and anyone else who is not Sheryl Crowe, please throw the leather pants away, or at least hide them in the deepest, darkest corner of your closet and forget you ever had them. Basta.

posted by Stella at 14:22