This is a list of some of the in-game quotes found in the pinball machine Scared Stiff.
MISCELLANEOUS
Inserting a coin:
Elvira: "Ooh yeah!"
Starting a game:
Elvira: "Are you ready to play?"
Elvira. "I knew you´d come back!"
Adding a second player:
Elvira: "Twice the fun!"
Adding a third player:
Elvira: "Oh, another? I´m game!"
Adding a forth player:
Elvira: "Come on in, the more the scarier!"
Before plunging a ball:
Elvira: "Hello! I´m trying to start the show!" (after a brief
period of time)
Elvira: "Wake
me up when you´re done!" (after a brief period of time)
Attract mode sounds:
Buy-In:
Replay:
Elvira: "Another notch for my bedpost!"
Elvira: "YES!"
Bonus:
Elvira: "Oh, nice bon..eh..us!"
Match:
Man: "The earth is under attack..." (from Attack From Mars)
Man: "Tell me more..." (from Who Dunnit)
Elvira. "Move your..."
Man: "The most beautiful princess..."
Man: "Mother please!"
Man: "It´s a great day for racing!"
Elvira: "Oh poo!"
Tilt Warning:
Elvira: "Easy Tiger!"
Elvira: "I´m
warning you!"
Tilt:
Elvira. "Hey, not so rough!"
SKILL SHOT
Elvira: "Man, I hate commercials!"
SPIN THE SPIDER
Dracula: "Look up, stop the Spider!"
Dracula: "Use the flippers!" (after a brief period of time)
THE DEADHEADS
Elvira: "Ah, the Deadheads Family album!"
Elvira: "Here´s a bunch of scary stiffs!"
Dracula: "Bad Head!"
Bad Head: "Bwahahaha!"
Elvira: "You devil you!"
Dracula: "Good Head!"
Elvira: "My favourite!"
Elvira: "Yes!"
Dracula: "Shrunken Head!"
Elvira: "He always wanted a little head!"
Dracula: "Air Head!"
Elvira: "Whatever!"
Dracula: "Cheese Head!"
Elvira: "Where´s the cheese?"
Elvira: "Ya hey there!"
Dracula: "Pig Head!"
Elvira: "Nice manners!"
Dracula: "Fat Head!"
Elvira: "Nice manners!"
Dracula: "Pumpkin Head!"
Elvira: "Trick or Treat? Why not both?"
Dracula: "Fish Head!"
Elvira: "Better practise your scale!"
Dracula: "Sleepy Head!"
Elvira: "Watch this, I´ll get him up!"
Dracula: "Head for the Deadheads!"
THE CRATE
Elvira: "I´m
warning you!"
Elvira: "You better be careful!"
Elvira: "Now
look what you´ve done!"
Elvira: "You
just don´t listen, do you?"
Elvira: "Ooh
no!"
Elvira. "Monkeys? Chimpansees? Gorillas? Mechanics!"
Elvira: "Ooh,
jackpot!"
Dracula: "Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Double Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Ooh, I´m having multiple jackpots!"
THE MONSTER´S LAB
Dracula: "The Monster´s lab!"
Elvira: "Get to the laboratory!"
THE STIFF IN THE COFFIN
Dracula: "Lock the ball!"
Elvira: "Lock is lit!"
Elvira. "Ball one captured!"
Elvira. "Ball two captured!"
Elvira: Hey, wake up! What, are you dead or something? Watch this,
I´ll get him up!"
Dracula: "The stiff in the coffin! Hey, that´s me!"
Dracula: "The stiff in the coffin! I´m alive!"
Elvira: "Ooh,
jackpot!"
Dracula: "Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Double Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Ooh, I´m having multiple jackpots!"
THE LEAPERS
Dracula: "Night of the Leapers!"
Elvira: "Squash those leapers!"
Elvira: "I hate frogs!"
Elvira. "Frogs everywhere!"
STIFF-O-METER
Elvira: "This is my favourite part of the movie!"
Dracula: "Turn out the lights!"
Dracula: "It´s
time to get scared stiiiff!"
Elvira: "Let´s
see how scared stiff you can get!"
Dracula: "Turn on the Stiff-O-Meter!"
Elvira: "This will scare the pants off you! I hope!"
Dracula: "Hair raising!"
Dracula: "Skin crawling!"
Dracula: "Monster Multiball!"
BONY BEAST RAMP
Dracula: "The eyes of the Bony Beast!"
Dracula: "Lock the ball!"
Elvira: "Lock is lit!"
Elvira: "This thing is huge!"
Elvira: "Oh no!"
Dracula: "You´ve been practicing!"
Dracula: "Very nice!"
Dracula: "Ooh, that shot made me stiff!"
Elvira: "Ride the Boney Beast!"
Dracula: "Shoot the left ramp!"
RIGHT RAMP
Elvira: "Oh no!"
Dracula: "You´ve been practicing!"
Dracula: "Very nice!"
Dracula: "Ooh, that shot made me stiff!"
THE SPELL
Raven: "Nevermore!"
Elvira: "The spell is cast!"
TELEPATHETIC POWER
Elvira: "I have seen your future!"
Elvira: "I better polish that thing!"
Elvira. "Check out my telepathetic powers!"
Man: "Take this piece of junk!"
BOOGIEMEN
Boogieman: "You
da man!"
Boogieman: "Oh, I can´t believe!"
Dracula: "Put on your big shoes and dance with me!"
EXTRA BALL
Elvira: "How
about another ball?"
Elvira: "Ooh, shoot again!"
Elvira: "Ooh,
do it again!"