SCARED STIFF QUOTE SHEET

This is a list of some of the in-game quotes found in the pinball machine Scared Stiff.

 

MISCELLANEOUS

Inserting a coin:
Elvira: "Ooh yeah!"

Starting a game:
Elvira: "Are you ready to play?"
Elvira. "I knew you´d come back!"

Adding a second player:
Elvira: "Twice the fun!"

Adding a third player:
Elvira: "Oh, another? I´m game!"

Adding a forth player:
Elvira: "Come on in, the more the scarier!"

Before plunging a ball:
Elvira: "Hello! I´m trying to start the show!" (after a brief period of time)
Elvira: "Wake me up when you´re done!" (after a brief period of time)

Attract mode sounds:
 

Buy-In:
 

Replay:
Elvira: "Another notch for my bedpost!"
Elvira: "YES!"

Bonus:
Elvira: "Oh, nice bon..eh..us!"

Match:
Man: "The earth is under attack..." (from Attack From Mars)
Man: "Tell me more..." (from Who Dunnit)
Elvira. "Move your..."
Man: "The most beautiful princess..."
Man: "Mother please!"
Man: "It´s a great day for racing!"
Elvira: "Oh poo!"

Tilt Warning:
Elvira: "Easy Tiger!"
Elvira: "I´m warning you!"

Tilt:
Elvira. "Hey, not so rough!"

SKILL SHOT
Elvira: "Man, I hate commercials!"

SPIN THE SPIDER
Dracula: "Look up, stop the Spider!"
Dracula: "Use the flippers!" (after a brief period of time)

THE DEADHEADS
Elvira: "Ah, the Deadheads Family album!"
Elvira: "Here´s a bunch of scary stiffs!"
Dracula: "Bad Head!"
Bad Head: "Bwahahaha!"
Elvira: "You devil you!"
Dracula: "Good Head!"
Elvira: "My favourite!"
Elvira: "Yes!"
Dracula: "Shrunken Head!"
Elvira: "He always wanted a little head!"
Dracula: "Air Head!"
Elvira: "Whatever!"
Dracula: "Cheese Head!"
Elvira: "Where´s the cheese?"
Elvira: "Ya hey there!"
Dracula: "Pig Head!"
Elvira: "Nice manners!"
Dracula: "Fat Head!"
Elvira: "Nice manners!"
Dracula: "Pumpkin Head!"
Elvira: "Trick or Treat? Why not both?"
Dracula: "Fish Head!"
Elvira: "Better practise your scale!"
Dracula: "Sleepy Head!"
Elvira: "Watch this, I´ll get him up!"
Dracula: "Head for the Deadheads!"

THE CRATE
Elvira: "I´m warning you!"
Elvira: "You better be careful!"
Elvira: "Now look what you´ve done!"
Elvira: "You just don´t listen, do you?"
Elvira: "Ooh no!"
Elvira. "Monkeys? Chimpansees? Gorillas? Mechanics!"
Elvira: "Ooh, jackpot!"
Dracula: "Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Double Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Ooh, I´m having multiple jackpots!"

THE MONSTER´S LAB
Dracula: "The Monster´s lab!"
Elvira: "Get to the laboratory!"

THE STIFF IN THE COFFIN
Dracula: "Lock the ball!"
Elvira: "Lock is lit!"
Elvira. "Ball one captured!"
Elvira. "Ball two captured!"
Elvira: Hey, wake up! What, are you dead or something? Watch this, I´ll get him up!"
Dracula: "The stiff in the coffin! Hey, that´s me!"
Dracula: "The stiff in the coffin! I´m alive!"
Elvira: "Ooh, jackpot!"
Dracula: "Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Double Jackpot!"
Elvira: "Ooh, I´m having multiple jackpots!"

THE LEAPERS
Dracula: "Night of the Leapers!"
Elvira: "Squash those leapers!"
Elvira: "I hate frogs!"
Elvira. "Frogs everywhere!"

STIFF-O-METER
Elvira: "This is my favourite part of the movie!"
Dracula: "Turn out the lights!"
Dracula: "It´s time to get scared stiiiff!"
Elvira: "Let´s see how scared stiff you can get!"
Dracula: "Turn on the Stiff-O-Meter!"
Elvira: "This will scare the pants off you! I hope!"
Dracula: "Hair raising!"
Dracula: "Skin crawling!"

Dracula: "Monster Multiball!"

BONY BEAST RAMP
Dracula: "The eyes of the Bony Beast!"
Dracula: "Lock the ball!"
Elvira: "Lock is lit!"
Elvira: "This thing is huge!"
Elvira: "Oh no!"
Dracula: "You´ve been practicing!"
Dracula: "Very nice!"
Dracula: "Ooh, that shot made me stiff!"
Elvira: "Ride the Boney Beast!"
Dracula: "Shoot the left ramp!"

RIGHT RAMP
Elvira: "Oh no!"
Dracula: "You´ve been practicing!"
Dracula: "Very nice!"
Dracula: "Ooh, that shot made me stiff!"

THE SPELL
Raven: "Nevermore!"
Elvira: "The spell is cast!"

TELEPATHETIC POWER
Elvira: "I have seen your future!"
Elvira: "I better polish that thing!"
Elvira. "Check out my telepathetic powers!"
Man: "Take this piece of junk!"

BOOGIEMEN
Boogieman: "You da man!"
Boogieman: "Oh, I can´t believe!"
Dracula: "Put on your big shoes and dance with me!"

EXTRA BALL
Elvira: "How about another ball?"
Elvira: "Ooh, shoot again!"
 

Elvira: "Ooh, do it again!"