From: bjm10@cornell.edu (Bryan J. Maloney) Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.storyteller Subject: Success Stories of the Technocracy Date: Thu, 14 Nov 1996 18:45:21 -0600 Organization: Cornell University NNTP-Posting-Host: potato.cit.cornell.edu FOR INTERNAL CONSUMPTION ONLY Recently, it has come to our attention that younger members of our organizations have begun to lose heart in our efforts to make the World into a better, safer, and saner place. This memo is to remind project coordinators and trainers of recent triumphs, triumphs that should be used to re-enforce the strength of our cause. 1: Crop Circles laid to rest. The threat posed to the collective psyche by a group of Traditionalists in Britain and North America is all but nullified. As you recall, a set of "mysterious crop circles" had been appearing in farmers' fields in these regions. The culprits were a conclave of Verbena and renegade Void Engineers, the former altering the plants, the latter providing information to ensure that the patterns corresponded to ancient race-memories of Umbral activities. We are happy to report that our own specialists were able to lay to rest the Umbral connection by creating an appropriate "hoax", which we then publicized. Two of our operatives then "went public", claiming to have invented the entire craze as a joke. Three years of research went into creating the new reality overlay, and we are pleased to announce that the techniques we developed to create our own "crop circles" through purely technological means are indistinguishable from the originals. Even ordinary Sleepers can use our means with a great deal of success. Of course, our operatives were certain to have no less than two documentaries made on their "hoax". 2: "Life on Mars". We are beginning to re-take the great losses suffered as a result of the ill-conceived Void Engineer expedition to the Moon. The extremely tedious results of the Viking mission did a great deal towards stifling unacceptable imaginitiveness in the general public. This has been further strengthened by "discovery" of life on Mars--life that is more appropriate for the Paradigm of Sanity than for the dangerous nonsense that our enemies wish to promulgate. On a related note, our operatives were able to ensure that "Independence Day (ID4)" was just another typical "box-office extravaganza", long on special effects and "high concept", and short on philosophical depth. Kudos to the entertainment branch. Unfortunately, it appears that the arch-Fiend Tim Burton has been able to unleash another threat upon unsuspecting minds--watch out for "Mars Attacks". We can only hope that it was less troublesome than the harm that "Nightmare Before Christmas" did to our efforts. 3: US Presidential Elections. The Political Office is to be congratulated. It managed to present two equally grey, virtually indistinguishable candidates to the people of that country. Either one would have been acceptable to our needs, althought the antics of the winner are more likely to keep the attention of the general public appropriately diverted than the more bland character of the loser would have done. The preceding should be sufficient to hold up the morale of most operatives.